We were sharing a chinese in your old backyard
when a chicken leg fell from your plate-
I tried to bend down and retrieve the fowl's peg
but alas I reacted too late;
a big fat bare naked bum covered in spots
was now inches away from my nose,
so with chop sticks I drummed on your wobbling cheeks
and composed a tune full of bum notes.
Author notes
I apologise for the fowl language.
option 1
A contest entry
- Humour! by AliceinPoetryLand.
390 points, ended February 8, 2007, 12 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Invite Only by CherylAnn.
300 points, ended April 12, 2007, 3 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh - 30 minutes Left HURRY!!! by FountainPen.
300 points, ended May 11, 2007, 15 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Think you can...? by ScrewAllOfYou.
600 points, ended August 20, 2007, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humor in Brevity by RatherImaginative.
1500 points, ended January 12, 22 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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cute and funny.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like the rhythm of this piece. A picnic in the buff? My, my, my!
I enjoyed the word play in the last couple of lines. Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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Funny write and so cute. Wonderful imagery and emotion. I so enjoyed reading. Thanks for entering and good luck in the contest
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Haha this made me smile lol Thanks for sharing this funny piece and goodluck in the contest
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Ouch, somebody is sore all over. hahaha Thanks for entering my contest. lol
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DANG this poem is awesome
and i see i'm not the only one who thinks so. look at all those TROPHIES you won for this poem thats crazy
your an awesome poet all your poems are awesome
thanks a lot for entering my contest
GOOD LUCK -
hehehe
thanks for this bum little ditty. LOL -
thanks for entering. this poem is very good.
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LOL! Very funny and thanks for the entry. Good luck!
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lol!!!! that was sooooooooooooooo funny this piece definitely made me laugh my ass off!!!!!! you did a really good job on this piece I can see why it won two trophies!!! excellent work and the best of luck in my contest and any others your entered in!!!
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this was a nice little poem and you did a great job on it, thanks for entering and best of luck in all the contests you've entered.
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*rofl* I would definitely call that a bum note alright*rofl* hope the chinese tated good*rofl**rofl* Good Luck and thanks for entering*rose* Blessings*rose* ~Cheryl~
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Music to my ears!
What a crack head! You are hilarious! Your poem is funny but also has more than just good humor within a bunch of force rhymes in it like a lot of what you see in this sort of contest. Very funny. Clever
ten thousand cicadas
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lol... I came across this read whilst I wasn't even in my contest... just found it. I don't know if you done a reward for it or whatever I just recognise it! thanks for entry!
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!! This is funny Alex but you have to enter a different one. I wasn't finished editing and I'm not accepting prewrites. Please enter another one though.
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*whistles* Man, you've got something there. A very new and inovative look of humor. Good luck.
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HEE HEE you are a witty little devil! I can picture the scene as it unfolds...I am presuming that the bare spotted bum was that of a dog's ... else I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole! Good luck in the contest my friend.
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Ha Ha this is so cute good luck in my contest
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LoL
Funny write
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Well, I suppose it's somewhat funny......
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OMG!!! LMAO..can see this happening....lol
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This was funny!
Good luck in the contest! Thanks for entering!
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i UPDATED THE CONTEST AND ADDED A FEW RULES. YOU HAVE TO CHECK IT OUT.
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That's a really nice poem you got here.. Kind of funny....
NIcely done!
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That's some pretty comical cheese. Congrats!
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smirkles,, great write honey bunny, see you're back on form!
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Excellent, Alex--I love this kind of broad humour. You definitely deserve your silver trophy!
Good one,
Bill
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ha ha ha , I can visualize the scene...LOL. In the core of good humor there's always humanity.
good luck!
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OMG bro this is so funny, just what I needed a good laugh, you're the bro to make that happen. I love reading your work Alex always brings a smile to my face. Good luck in the contest, sounds golden to me
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Love it!!
Too funny.
Hmm but what were the spots???
Thank you for your entry and good luck!
Gaylene
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