There's a lad that i know
and he's not very bright-
a bit of a tool;
and talks utter shite.
He's as thick as a plank
but seems quite unaware-
what a cocky wee swine
(despite liquorice hair).
An uglier bloke
you will never have seen-
he make's jo brand look like
a beautiful queen.
Each time that he opens
that stupid big gob-
the world stands agape
at this prize winning knob.
He thinks that the turds
from his bum do not stink-
and his head would explode
if his brain tried to think.
He's strutting around
with his head in the clouds-
through fawning young girls
and celebrity crowds.
Great king of the tubes
and the master of lies-
he'll be sweeping our streets
'til the day that he dies.
A contest entry
- bring me laughter. by RebelJester.
600 points, ended February 7, 2007, 14 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Ace's Rhyming Narrative Contest! by AceOSpades.
850 points, ended April 27, 2007, 24 entries
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Hehe quite funny, more of a character sketch than a tale... but amusing nonetheless. I particularly like the lingo ... "cocky wee swine" and "shite" will always make me giggle. Nicely done hehe.
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This is really good , I could visualise the whole picture , Storm
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That was so cool. I have to say that I have known quite a few people like that. Once again you have proven yourself to very a very accomplished writer. I haven't read anything that you've written so far that I didn't like. I love the rhyming in this poem too. Its very humorous and flows excellently.
"He thinks that the turds
from his bum do not stink-
and his head would explode
if his brain tried to think"
That's my favorite verse. Very funny and yet somewhat familiar. haha... You are a great writer -
I love the terminology that you have used. The words that you have chosen and the way that you have makes this poem quite entertaining. I really enjoyed this!
Well done my friend. Good luck in the contest.
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Hilarious!
Oh, you know him too? This is great, Alex--I know plenty of guys just like this. Hope you do well in the contest.
Still laughing,
Bill
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This is perfect picture of too many people, wonderful actors who can play any role because they have no personality of their own to get in the way. And just 'tongue in cheek' enough not to be insulting to the ones who have enogh sense to read. I am an admirer, much enjoyed this one. Write on!
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Wkd!!!
Aposolutely brill!!! Very humourous!!! Love it!!! Very well writtern and i love the riming
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There's a lad that i know
and he's not very bright-
he's a bit of a tool
and he talks utter shite
...The only thing I have to say about this stanza in particular, is that if you remove one of the contractions HE'S, then the 'HE' the stanza would flow better.
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There's a lad that i know
and he's not very bright-
a bit of a tool
and talks utter shite -
And everyone knows one of these guys! Great job. Stanza five was my fave...Crude and raw just the way I like em...Hahaha
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