The tip top dog...

He thinks he is a special hog
But he’s really not, the tip top dog
Cause` I'm a goat, in cute sheep wool
And I’m on top,

I feel so cool !

I’ll take my bacon crispy fried
And a big pork chop off to the side
Four ham-hocks in a pot of beans
And a bowl of duck soup with a

mess of greens

Yip! This ole pig is going to fall
When he does, I'll not squeal or bawl
Cause` he’s really not, the tip top dog
He’s just a rump-roast,

a yummy hog!

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A contest entry

Make it funny please by queen. 300 points, ended January 30, 2007, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

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-Ink Artist-
April 5, 2007

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You've been Hood-winked!!!
This is so adorable! I love the humor in this piece. You've given me the biggest smile this morning! Your poetic story matches that image to perfection. Excellent piece!

~Lori
- FifthDove
  April 5, 2007
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  You are a gem you know
Rockstar Bob
February 9, 2007
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lol, Sweet pic. In fact, this whole poem's cool. Wish I did more than Haiku
Jmiles
February 4, 2007

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Lol, i like it. nicely done and very funny. the pig reminds me of a dog i used to have, fat lil beagle. nicely done!
Kari
January 30, 2007

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LOL I LOVED this you did wonderful It made me laugh so hard and that picture I've never seen anything so funny before
Good luck in the contest!

Kari
InMemoryofCharlieJr
January 30, 2007

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OMG! I love it! Very cute and you make me hungry....too bad I'm having chicken tonight
DJ Harley
January 30, 2007

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that is a cute poem, the pic is so cute with that sheep on the sleeping hog. i love the poem to, makes smile and laugh to.
good luck in the contest dove.
queen
January 30, 2007

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Pass the pork chops please very cute poem, thank you for entering and good luck in the contest