The elephant walks thought the forest,
Pushing all the little animals out of the way,
What if an animal bit his big toe,
Then would he learn to not be such a Meany.
The elephant meets his elephant friends,
So they can have a party tonight,
The ground is shaking with their stomps,
Until a little bitty mouse shows up.
"I'm here for the party." He says,
As all the elephants try to run up tiny trees,
"you don't want to party with me?" The mouse cries,
As all the elephants cry with fear.
"I'll bite your big toes.." The mouse warns,
And the elephants dance like there's fire at their feet,
So the mouse has a party biting their toes,
And the elephants party no more.
"Be kind to the weak." The little mouse says,
And the elephants all happily agreed,
Because your big toe being bitten,
I worse than not being able to pee.
Author notes
I really dont know where these poems are coming from because i normaly dont write funny poems, so im not too sure if my poems are funny at all. Oh well it was a try.
Written June 10th, 2003
A contest entry
- Funny Ha Ha? Or Funny Weird? by Night Fighter.
250 points, ended June 20, 2003, 4 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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YaY you're back! Not for long? Aww damnit! Get the net at home already! Glad ya liked it, about to post another one. You know it's not sick when I'm not grossed out, but it was funny. I like that elephants are afraid of mice muaha
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heehehehe, not sick enough, but it gave me a chuckle, we'll see how it goes. Thanx for entering!
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