Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read Contests Groups Learn Forums Store Help
 

The Legend of the Haggis

Here is a story, a legend of old
Of three brave hearted heroes (so I am told)
For they went to a mountain, Guarded by a beast
With four arms! Four legs! And gnashy, gnashy teeth
Covered in spines, though large as a ball
But don't let your guard down! Lest it eat you all!

The hunters armed with spears and knives
And willing to risk one another's lives
they crept in as it crept out
Circling round for a terminal bout
It screamed and lept, then ate a man whole
Burped and grinned as it chewed on his pole ***
The leader gripped his blade of steel
Lunged! And became its next meal

The last man saw that the haggis was stuffed
He drew his gun, and then it was snuffed!
For their loss, you should appreciate
For the legend of the haggis ends on your plate




***Pole axe, for any immature readers

Please tell me what you think

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 9 of 9

  • perfect-cadence
    April 12, 2007

    Edit | Reply

    LMNO

    this is very funny indeed, hope all is well and i am sorry that i have not been commenting recently but things get a bit rough, well done and keep it up and have some clappy hands


    • Naznomarn
      April 12, 2007
      Edit | Reply
      lol <3 thanks
      I've not been up t9o much either. Still not completely back after winter illnesses :/ But here's oping I'm back on top soon!!


  • xxpsychoticnerdxx
    March 15, 2007

    Edit | Reply

    :)

    i like it i have never really read anything like this, it reminds me of edgar allen poe


  • XTeArSxDoXFaLLx
    March 15, 2007

    Edit | Reply

    hmm..

    what is the haggis? other than that this is a wonderful amazing write. you have a very mature mind with many good details to ad dto your poetry.


  • Leela
    March 2, 2007
    Edit | Reply
    you've got got mature style in writing my friend, nice piece. nice flow. nice job.


  • MissCassie
    January 29, 2007
    Edit | Reply
    I love it Chris congrats majorly. Wish I couldve been there, you should've won. ^_^ xxx
    Cassie


  • PaperChainHearts
    January 28, 2007
    Edit | Reply
    good poem, very different. well done m'dear


  • RejectedPancake
    January 28, 2007

    Edit | Reply
    xDD
    Vereh nice! No wonder it got a large applause :-3
    Wish I was there to see you do it D;
    *hugs*

    ~Pancake

1 - 9 of 9