The Dragon and the Unicorn
were fighting for the crown,
the Dragon chased the Unicorn
all about the town.
The Unicorn spun around
and called the Dragon's bluff,
and threatened him with his horn
'til the Dragon called, "Enough!"
The Dragon and the Unicorn
were eating cottage cheese,
the Unicorn asked the Dragon,
"Pass the fruit bowl, please."
The Dragon passed the bowl
but sneezed and singed the fruit,
the Unicorn cried, "Look what you've done!
I'm going to file suit."
The Dragon and the Unicorn
went to the village court.
The lawyer asked the Dragon
if he had any grudge of sort.
The Dragon spat, "Amen to that!
This Unicorn is toast,
he claims I ruined his luncheon,
and that's the least, at most!"
The Dragon and the Unicorn
were waiting at the bench.
The Unicorn said, "Move your tail,
I'm tired of your stench!"
The Dragon grinned, and opened wide,
and blew into his face,
"What a stink!" The Unicorn cried.
"You're surely a disgrace."
The Dragon and the Unicorn
were waiting for the judge.
The jury asked the Unicorn
if he wanted fudge.
"I'll take it all!"
the Unicorn said,
"I'm starv'ed to the bone!"
When the Dragon leaned across
and let out a pitiful moan.
The Dragon and the Unicorn
were sharing the rich, thick fudge
when the baliff cried, "All arise!
Here comes our honored judge."
The judge sat down and gave a frown,
and asked what it was about,
the Dragon and Unicorn tried to speak-
but their mouths were glu'ed shut!
The Dragon and the Unicorn
were thrown out of the court.
The Dragon asked the Unicorn if he wanted sport.
"Why not?" said horn'ed unicorn,
'It's better than sitting around."
So the Dragon and the Unicorn
resumed fighting for the Crown.
Author notes
My lame attempt at humor.
A contest entry
- OPTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!! by NooNiThEWitcH.
425 points, ended March 8, 2007, 28 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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this is hilarious. Now I will forever have that image of a dragon and a unicorn sitting around eating cottage cheese. Omg that's so freaking funny! haha good job with this. Very creative! Good luck in the contest!
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Well it is nice and funny. Not something I would have expected not now and not ever lol. The rhyme is good and although I never thought I would read such a poem, I enjoyed it. The ending is very cute.
Thank you for sharing, and entering my contest. Keep on writing, and good luck.
Nooni
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thanx! your Unicorn and Dragon reminded me of the old Lion and the Unicorn ditty, so I tried to spoof that. Thank YOU for hosting this contest!
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HEhehehhe nice. It was very cute-funny.
Thanks for writing such an ammusing piece.
Good luck!
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lol thanx!
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I like the beat and most of the ryhme..
by the way what are the principles of poetry- like the principles of design we learned in school...hmmm... i will have to think of them.
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rhyme, rhythm, form, image...there should be another, right?
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Snrk. Ammusing poem dude
Can't wait to see the finished product.
Send me a message when you finish please. I'm looking forward to it.
Good luck in the contest. ^_^
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