There are many things that I don't think need to be said, so I am not saying them here.
Instead, here are some things that desperately don't need to be said:
Stupidity is funny, unless it's mine, then it's hilarious.
Just because you can type seventy words a minute and never make a spelling error DOES make you better than me. So shut up.
Some things are indeed, my fault.
I think picklepoot is my place of predilection.
Retarded people like me so much that it scares me, so I avoid them.
Intelligent people don't like me so much, so I avoid them, if they don't avoid me first.
Average people are boring, so I avoid them.
Spiritual people can feel me coming, so they avoid me.
I can do the avoidance dance better than anybody.
I love everybody except the ones listed above.
Yes, I named it. No, I won't tell anybody, anymore.
I never give up on anyone. They give up on themselves.
I didn't really want to say any of this. It's what I didn't say.
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Totally Funny
This one can carry me a whole year...thanks.
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ROFLMAO!!!! hon, this is something so off the wall that it is hysterically funny to me. LOLOLOl... you defintely have a warp-ped sense of humor! WElcome to humanity!
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I do, don't I?
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yep! And that is one of the things that I like most about you... that and your open honesty about yourself. It is not often you find someone who is as open and honest as you are. It is really nice
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So thats it , I'm retarded !! Lol...Storm
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No, my friend, though sometimes I wonder how thin that line is between French-Canadian and retarded, there IS, undoubtedly, a line. Ha ha ha. Thanks for the comment. Insult me back, I dare ya.
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a bit hard on yourself , don't you think ?
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Ha ha ha. We are all fools, Jamila, every last one of us. there is no reason to hide it. Let everyone see it, then they won't think they are the only foolish ones.
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I do. Don't I?
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You smell like ass...
Ahhhh. Memories. This poem reminded me of something I wrote once. It smells of ass. Nothing a good hand washing wouldn't cure. -
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You just cannot stop projecting. *sigh* Such words.
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Just being an ass? is that what your trying to say? LOL!!! I wish you wouldn't put yourself down like that plus none of it's not true. The person I've came to know isn't any of those things.
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well... that is why they didn't need to be said! Ha ha ha. I am really afraid of retarded people. They get so excited because I always know what they are trying to say. I speak retarded somehow. They get so excited they go nuts. So, I avoid them. This was a secret message disguised as a poem. Yes, I was indeed being an ass. Ha ha ha.
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