They'd get tangled in the string and die. 
They'd learn to do pretty trick thingys and perform to the world, earning them fame and fortune. They'll tour the world in a van with a built in swimming pool and be happy forever.+Why do you want to know?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was about to die.It had seen the love of its life who proposed to them! They got married and were happy forever.+ It wanted to.
What the heck is wrong with you Elvenfairy??? Why are you asking such weird questions???
She wants to make people angry with her so she can die.She just wants to spread the joy of insanity so people can be happy forever.+ How should I know?
Is the glass half empty, or half full?
I don't care. It's dead.It's COMPLETELY full of HAPPINESS! Come and spread the joy and be happy forever!+Both, you idiot.
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a barn will it fall off the right side or the left?
If it falls at all, it will die. It won't fall, it will hatch and become a phoenix who flies out the window and is happy forever.+ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS.
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