Raggedy Ann and Andy
met up with Jack and Jill.
They came down from thier shelf
and hurried up the hill.
They all went out to the bar,
after they had dinner,
Jack was gambling, shooting pool,
and every game he was a winner.
Jill, she smiled with pride.
Andy, he was stunned.
Because the prize he put up to win was,
Raggedy Ann for a night of fun!
Jack lead Ann to the dance floor,
and they danced real slow.
Jill was smiling and licking her lips,
While Andy couldn't take any more!
Andy was looking a little green.
Jill, she was amused,
when Andy settled himself at the bar,
for a shot or four of booze.
The more Andy drank, the less he cared,
and to him, Jill was looking better.
So he figured "what the hell!"
with Jill, He'd get together.
So, Andy stumbled across the bar,
and over next to Jill.
He said to jill, "Let's get it on!"
Jill replied,"Are you for real?"
"Yes, I think I am." he said.
Jill was smiling as before.
She took out after Jack and Ann,
to the motel right next door.
Andy went over there, looking for Jill,
so he would know what was going down.
But Jack and Ann and Jill,
were nowhere to be found.
Andy knocked on every door,
asking where the party went.
Little did he know that,
the others were already spent.
They didn't waste a minute!
A threesome they did do.
When Andy finally found them,
they invited him in there, too!
Andy watched them get it on.
They had all kinds of raunchy sex!
Swapping each other, every position,
with no thought to let Andy be next.
Jack and Ann had Jill.
Jill and Jack had Ann.
Poor Andy,he just stood there and watched,
while jacking off in his raggedy hand!
The moral of this story;
don't meet up with Jack and Jill.
And go to the bar and bet your wife,
If you cannot foot the bill!!
Author notes
option 4
A contest entry
- your personal best by indomitable.
600 points, ended July 7, 2008, 37 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - A VERY MERRY AND KINKY CHRISTMAS by Swtpoetryman.
1000 points, ended January 4, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LMAO! This is so funny!
Thanks a lot for posting this laugh here.
I hope that you do well with it in this
contest! Good luck to you here.
Jeremy0826 -
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LOL!!! IT SEEMS LIKE ANDY GOT HIS FUN BY HIS OWN HAND AS NAUGHTY BOYS OFTEN DO!
A humorous piece that flowed and rhymed rather well - and this naughty boy has nothing against jerking off in a pinch while watching others a fucking and a sucking wherever he may be! HE! HE!
Love & Peace!
Earl.
Thanks for your submission - and everyone is allowed three - so another new one could be the one to take The Gold when this contest comes to an end. It is just getting started which means you have plenty of time to do so - if you are inclined and have the time.
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lol, this was pretty damn funny, even if i dont particularly like poems that ryhme. i love the creativity, i never could have come up with something so unique and hilarious. the story itself flows well, and i love the whole idea. rofl, this was great, thank you!
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lol. this was a great poem. very funny. lmao. so awesome, keep up the awesome work
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imao... love the end... so very true, not that I'll ever have a wife to bet on anyway, but you know... Kinky buggars those Jack and Jill... I bet they went up the hill and then some... Went up Ann's hill more like it... me naughty imao.
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WOW! Girl you muse is going crazy. I laughed through the whole write and must admit, I'll never look at this nursery rhymes the same. I am sure I will smille everytime I hear them.
You are crazy and this was way out there and GREAT! Very a musing.
Lovely job and great imagery to go with that imagination!
Wonderfully twisted! LOL
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LOL!
OMG!! That's just wrong, but I love it anyways. LOL!
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this was absolutely fantastic. it had a perfect rhyme and flow all the way through. it was funny, and very creative. this is one of the best humor stories i've ever read. bravo. keep up the great work!
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