Q: What would happen, if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of Flamingos?
A: First they'd have to decide which of them was going to 'Walk the dog'
Second they'd have to explain what a yo-yo had to do with a dog.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cos, she'd seen the Chicken Treat van coming and wasn't keen on being
someone's lunch that day.
Q: What the heck is wrong with you Elvenfairy??? Why are you asking such weird
questions???
A: Maybe because she wants to have it confirmed that there are still wierder
people among the members of AP who may know the answers.
Q: Is the glass half empty, or half full?
A; It depends on who is drinking from it, an optimist or a pessimist.
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on top of a barn will it fall off the right side or the
left?
A: It depends whether or not the barn has a flat roof.
Author notes
Go on! Now tell me how to make a poem out of that little lot!
A contest entry
- the age old questions by Elvenfairy.
380 points, ended January 26, 2007, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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stopit!
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lol, I have no idea how to make a poem out of it, wich is why I made teh conetst in the first place, to find out. :-D I liked your answer to why am I asking such weird questions, taht is as good an answer as any I have yet gotten. I have never seen a flat barn roof, nor have I ever heard of a rooster who could lay an egg! As for an potemist or a pesamist, you forgot a scientist! A scientist would say the glass is completly full, half with water, the other half with air :-D
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