One sunny day a rooster sat atop a roof,
Friends of his thought he was a goof,
For an egg he did try to lay,
His bottom swelled to his dismay.
All the farm began to giggle,
The rooster started to shake and wiggle,
The egg never came as all you know,
All he had was a fart to blow.
For Roosters you see may not lay an egg,
So if one did a Doctor he would beg,
To stitch his hind end shut and tight,
For the rooster realized he was not bright.
A contest entry
- the age old questions by Elvenfairy.
380 points, ended January 26, 2007, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Well deserving of a Silver! Funny to think a rooster to try to lay the egg! Still laughing...thanks for sharing this cute poem. ~Sie
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hillarious
this was certainly funny
so much you read on here is so serious its
nice to read something comical
after all life should be enjoyable
laughter is sometimes the best medicine we can
receive
keep writing -
Lol...this is quite a predicament the rooster is in...good write!
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HAHAHA it was really funny...fantastic job and good luck
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LOL!
Might I recommend Gas-X or Beano for your fine feathered friend?
LOL!
Funny read! Good luck in the contest!
Blessings! Tammy
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Very biological
High-lighting the impossible
Shenton
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OMG
This is funny as heck. Shut and tight. LMAO
Good luck in the contest.
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lol thsi was a very clever and funny poem. It made me laugh out loud in the library... wich probably explaines the annoied stares I am getting.
I liked this poem a lot. It certainly answered the question!
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