Lets think for a moment
Lets think of how Brittany Spears came to be
She used to be a fat little teenager
And now is a gorgeous pop-star
Her voice is like a crackling bug
Its like a great big giant THUG
Some people love her
And some people don't
Brittany Spears is as ugly as a goat
She wanted to make out with Justin
And, instead got dumped, and went and played other men
She must not have cared much about him
For, the very next night she sucked lip with Matt Teason
Some people can say shes a slut
But, there are those few people who keep her up and running
She must do something right, like a get a implant......
(not ment to be offensive to anybody who likes Brittany Spears, I just don't personally like her)
Author notes
Written June 5th, 2003
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RIGHT ON!!!!! I HATE BRITANY SPEARS!! HER MUSIC IS ON THE BOTTOM OF MY LIST..WAIT..NO..NOT EVEN ON MY LIST!!haha..great job..i love it! GREAT write..
-jessie -
hey that was tight morgano! that was funny as hell! Opps she farted again, she stunk up her life! hahaha yeah plastic suguray sure can change some peoples feelings about someone else! shessh she is a total biatch! woo woo yeah haha any way that was funny but kinda not what i would have exoected....your free form is totally sick tho chicka! well anyway talk to u laters!
Peace,
Beth* -
Hahaha. Whore is famous cause she doesn't wear clothes. Enough said.
Nikihayami -
I hate britney spears...Had ta put my own 'thought' in there...^.^ Cool idea, and true. Keep goin gurlie! I'm readin slowly so slowly, but i'm gettin there. I keep gettin kicked off the compy...Grr...^.^
Luvs! ~Ally~ -
awwwww... it sounds like some body is jelous... no I'm j/k... it was a funny write and i enjoyed reading it.... it was funny adn all to true
keep it up!
-Matt- -
Lol.. I really like reading this peice
Lets think of how Brittany Spears came to be
She used to be a fat little teenager
And now is a gorgeous pop-star
Her voice is like a crackling bug
~She annoys the crap out of me.. sheesh.. Plastic surgery sure does change someone..
Anyways Im glad you wrote about this... I was thinking along the same lines about her when I saw the title to the poem..
Great Writes
MaLz
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hahahahahahaha
the thug part killed it
but the rest was hilarious
i hate the skank
cant dance, cant sing,
why the hell is she so famous???
funny stuff
write on,
Missy
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