Walking, in my fur coat, street lights were blinking
After a fashion show, where I was heavily drinking
It was eerily quiet when I spied a soft little bunny
I reached to grab him, but his nose was all runny
The saliva was frothing from his pink rabbit lips
Then he lunged at me swiftly, grabbing hold of my hips
He then started doing… well… what all bunnies do
Yip! Nature was calling for that rabbit to screw
His eyes were all glazed and his lips were all twitchy
He scratched at his fur; my coat must have been itchy!
I couldn’t believe it! That confused crazy hare
Was genuinely grinning, with a satisfied stare
What a mind-boggling night, I felt dirty and used
From his seconds of fun, I was scared but amused
It happened so quickly and my fur coat is a mess
From a white crazy rabbit that hopped up my dress
I really should have, walked home in a pack - cause
This is what happens when bunnies attack!
Bronze trophy winner
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Sometimes we take it anyway we can get it, huh 
Dee
