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i have too be telling you off what did really did happen too flight 93 and the orgy that really did

i have too be telling you off what did really did happen too flight 93 and the orgy that really did happen becourse i was on the plain yes i was becourse i had been in the us off a filming a videoffilm off how too be being a sex gooru and i happened too be having too go too wherever the plain was going and you better be beleafing me becourse i am not a lying bastard you fuckers and i was satted next too a very sexual women who did fancy me as she was putting her leg next too mine all the time and the arab mans did stand up and say "i having a bomb you american bastard pigs and you are all going too be deaded" and everyone did be panicking until i did say bravely "you dirty bastard rag heads had better fuck of" and they did get scared and locking themself in the cooks pit and we couldnt not be getting at them so i said too all the americanies who were busy stuffing there fat faces with the food trays "we are all going too be deaded if we cannot be opening the cooks pit door" but they did not be caring as there was still food too be eating and so i did this next thing and you better be beleafing me you fuckers i did get naked and waived my big love-sausage and said too the womens on the plain "who wants a plugging?" and all off the womens did be standing up but i said too the fat and the ugly ones "not you womens please you are all fat bitches" and me and the sexual womens did begin too be fucking and my big sausage was growing bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and i was being licked by 12 beautiful womens when i did be noticing that the fat americen mens were crying like the little babys and i said "do not be waisting your time crying like big fat babys why not be grabbing an ugly women and be having your rocks off before you dying" but it seemed that the mans were crying becourse all off the food had been eatened up and the fat americens did be wanting more when i be having a greatest idea about how too be saving the plain and i said "the cooks pit there is got too be food in the cooks pit" and the big fat americen mans did run at the cooks pit door and be banging and banging and banging and banging and banging on it until it broke under the fat americen wait and the arab mans were shocked but the fat americen mens found no food in the cooks pit and did be deciding instead too be eating the arabs! silly fuckers they were the only ones being left who could be driving the plain and i knowed then that everybody one would be dying today and soon so i spedded up with my spunkglue and did be fucking off all the beautiful soon too be deaded women and when the plain was near too the ground i did be opening the door and the big fatty ugly womens did say "wont you not be fucking us? we want too be fucked to" and like a sexy bruce willies i waited until the plain be 10 feet off the ground and did be jumping up and out off the plain and survived becourse i only had 10 feet too be landing from and as i jumpeded i shouted back too the fat ugly americens who wanted me too fuck them "you be fucked now you fat bastard americens" and you better be beleafing me you fuckers

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  • chills
    April 1, 2008

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    I believe you are a true descendent of Father Jack of Crilly Island. For no other reason than the jumping from the plain with only 10 feet to be landing from. Drink, girls, feckarse. Feck, how many personae do you have??


  • Snakehips Pete
    May 17, 2007

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    Lovely - lovely- lpovely-0 lovely- ;lovely - lovely - ;ovey, oj hesus I am pisisied/ totally oiut of my midn


  • Edna Sweetlove
    January 19, 2007

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    SPLENDID!!

    I love the cooks pit door. I love the fact that you managed to escape. Did you notice the USAF fighter which many kind folks think shot it down by any chance?


  • Professor Klosett
    January 18, 2007

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    AUSGEZEICHNET!

    This is so good; your use of irony and sarcasm and social comment is almost Brechtian in its bizarre scope. Have you by any chance studied at the Fickenarsch Universitaethschule in Mannheim under my colleague Professor Scheisshauser? He is very large into this type of socio-demographic Humorkritikismus.