Where did my Amego lay?
All molarpreened in dicklehay!
And why did she not stop? I fear
she lomunched, which was insinshere.
Now, she needs something surl to do,
to prove she’s spiralgnowing, too!
I pokego and she erupfles
and cries of her lesture, with snuffles.
I yelled, “Stop parapanadulging!”
Your consitall is over-bulging.
And if you do not heed this verse,
you’ll bloup into a flakorwors.”
“Oh, Algomac!” I heard her say,
“You should not conwash me this way!
For I have stapping you do naught,
which makes your horse a meanotrot!”
I criggled softly as she grewgo,
“I am not mormpant upwarfugo
but, only me, a niedinteegot,
hope timtels sing amynuglo.”
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- Stuff and Nonsense by cricketjeff.
1000 points, ended March 16, 24 entries
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Sorry I have tried five or six times and I cannot read it and make it sound like English. So this one too fails my test. I really hope it isn't just my accent.
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hehehe
I don't know what the other commenters are talking about. I found every word in the dictionary of related psychology.
Love,
Amera
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Beautifical scumblings ......
doppled timtels awashen grandigles of pome-istry. Smerrifluous cadgery! -
I think you did a wonderful job for this prompt, and enjoyed it very much.
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“Oh, Algomac!” I heard her say,
“You should not conwash me this way!
this is great! Best wishes in the contest!
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this is different at first i did not understand this poem at all but after reading your reply i did and lol
that is great
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Jib Jabbering Wocky Smalky
Zhluga ba-DEEGA! Yowza simpoffray! Hokey schlipoakiny... etc! You didn't vin vid dis??? Yowza ker-pooska. der judge muss be nuttz! -
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My thoughts exactly!
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Wow
It's all about expansion of the mind, and other parts,
is it not?
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Hello
and thank you for your entry.
This piece is a fine example of the genre of nonsense poem that was being looked for in this contest. Your poem poem derives added humor from its occasional misuse of erudite words, giving the impression that the speaker is trying hard to sound "literary" but has more enthusiasm than talent - which is great and adds much to the enjoyment of the read. I very much liked this poem, but I feel it is not really a spoof but a serious piece leavened with humour.
Good luck!
~ Fox
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As was Jabberwocky. The explanation of all the words, for example: waybe meaning way before, way behind, and way beyond. Every word in Jabberwoky was a combination of other words that had real meaning in the context of the poem, or self-explanatory words like snicker-snack, as is explained by Humpty Dumpty later in the book. I tried to copy that method as best I could. Thanks for the comment.
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I love the way you gorbefrvoc
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I am absotively astongasted that you would be so forward! But pleased. Ha ha ha. Thanks for the comment.
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ok
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I will not pretend to understand this but will applaud it simply because no one has ever left me stumped before. I love you.
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