One afternoon, whilst out with my mates
relaxed in a great round of golf,
Pete was injured by a rogue golf ball
and dropped down howling like a pained wolf.
His hands clasped together in his groin
he was writhing in agony,
his eyes were bulging like organ stops
we would have to forgo the next tee
Two young ladies swiftly came running
both contrite and blushing with shame,
the pretty blonde lass said “I’m sorry
it is me that must take all the blame”
“But I’m a physiotherapist
an expert in arts of massage”
though Pete, still rolled up like a foetus
was as red as a blooming corsage.
Nodding, he agreed to the treatment
so she slipped her hand down his slacks
proceeding to give a skilled massage
we could see Pete begin to relax.
She soothed him and asked was it working
“Oh yes” he said wrapped in her spell,
“Your treatment is F…..G wonderful
but my thumb is still throbbing like hell!!!
In a list
A contest entry
- Corkscrew Poetry by Baahltres.
500 points, ended January 29, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh by CrystalJet.
425 points, ended February 10, 2007, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Tickle Me Sillly by tawk.
425 points, ended February 26, 2007, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - HAHHAHAHAHAH!! i just peed in my pants by thelovesongwriter.
450 points, ended August 2, 2007, 25 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Anything Funny! by XxLoverOfDarknessxX.
650 points, ended June 27, 30 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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nice! i liked this piece. 
i loved the last stanza the most. awesome! bravo! keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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L0L0L0L0L0LL0L0 great write, very adult, but great. lol thanks for entering & best of luck!
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This was somewhat funny, but I have to DQ you either way. You didnt follow the rules of the contest. Thanks for entering snyways.
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This is so funny!!!! I did not expect the ending. Wow you really made me laugh
Good luck in the contest
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This was funny! I really like it! I especially like what he says in the end. I could almost imagine their reaction afterwards! Good luck in my contest, not that you'll need it though.
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OMG LMSO THIS IS AWESOME =]] I hope you win lmso. From one perverted mind to another. Bravo ^_^ -
You are a very talented person... Your humor is so great it makes me want to read more of your work! May I add you to my faves list?
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Lol, that was wonderful! I quite enjoyed that twist and the entire poem flowed extremely well. Well done!
Thank you for entering and good luck!!!
~.~Yvonne~.~
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I cant tell you how many men this reminds me of.
I loved it, so cute and so true.
A good laugh!
Thanks
Pearls to you!
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wow complex vocabularly groin, writhing those things keep the writing not cliche. I love the comedy
I think it should "your" instead of "you" at the last stanza
what a wonderful writing. really good yet put more detail because it seemed to fast
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Ho, Ho!
Ho, ho, ho,....very funny indeed...did this happen in the Highlands?? ho!
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hilarious
oh this was hilarious!!! your imagery and descriptiveness set the scene so well. And then you did a skillful job of insinuating, or letting us imagine a very risque scenario, only to prove us all wrong!!! Terrific!!!!
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lol, oh man this was good, lol i liked this you did great keep it flowing and good luck in the contest, love Aaron
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Hi, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, loved it, I needed a laugh on this damp grey day,lol, this had me creased, all the best in the comp, hope it does well , hugs Di
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HEE HEEE
I LOVED EVERY WORD! NICE TO SEE ANOTHER POET WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. THIS ONE IS A RIOT. I READ IT TWICE. GREAT RHYMING AND IMAGERY. IT'S A HOOT!!!!!
POETDONTKNOWIT
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You nut..excellent write. Very funny and enjoyable. Well-done. I'll have to check out more of your work All the best, Larkin
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he he this is great. I hope you do well in the contest
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Very cleverly done. A good read and a good laugh, certainly very twisted.
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LMAO… I love it; I needed a good laugh today, thank you. The image is so vivid and the ending such a surprise. You’re cool little elf. Amera
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Oh good grief, Charlie Brown!
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