Smothering sponge bob slippers

Little kids love sponge bob square pants.
They always watch it at their aunt's.
The little yellow dude giggling,
and patrick's big pink stomach jiggling.

But I know the truth, I swear!
I'm here to make you all aware.
He's a killer! sponge bob is,
A guy was killed by a sponge bob slipper of his.

He was my friend, and he did love the yellow dude.
He loved him so much,that everything was shaped like him, even his food.
and his house and pets? don't even get my started on that.
His house is pretty yellow, and the only other color is pink, on his cat.

He always wore a pair of yellow sponge bob slippers,
they were so yellow and flat, it made his feet look like flippers.
I warned him about those things, i told him they could kill.
He just laughed and didn't listen. Poor, poor Bill.

I went to his house, and saw the police outside.
they were all laughing!The doctors and cops alongside.
I wondered what happened, so I walked up beside them.
They were laughing about the way he died at eleven PM.

He was smothered with his own sponge bob slipper!
Those shoes, I warned him! he was even hit in the eye with the zipper!
The cops and doctors laughing at him. Poor, poor bill.
I guess I always knew, those slippers could kill.