I’m befuddled,
baffled,
bewildered,
and dazed.
AllPoetry confused,
I'd say.
Lost in the shuffle.
An emerald dog poet,
for 9 comments.
It says so on ‘My Page’.
Which, I’ve noticed,
tends to roll with the tide;
or something to that effect.
Verdicts and reviews,
I’ve figured out,
but applauds are rather…
happy?
Cost: 2 free left,
but I have 35(?)
I’m no good with Math.
What happens when they’re gone?
Points.
Stars.
Ratings.
4-10 = 2-5.
Did I mention…
I’m not so good with Math?
FAQ’s don’t count.
[ sigh ]
I just want to read and write.
By the way,
this is not a poem.
It doesn't rhyme.



6 old applause
