Here i am near out of my wits
What?for fuck sake are vinegar tits
I`ll take a guess and hopefully
I can come up with some poetry
Are vinegar tits nice and pink
With nipples like puppies wanting a drink
Or maybe full and wholesome breasts
They are the ones i like the best
Do they hang low down in a droop
Not nice and firm and in a group
Maybe another sort, that still remains
Poor old things with varicose veins
Perhaps they are not quite that simple
Could even have an ingrown nipple
The nipples maybe even easy to detect
Especially when cold and standing erect
Yes sir some tits are good and some sad
But all women have them, and i`m so glad
They are put there, i believe to suck
And if big enough for a nice tit fuck
Now i`ve decided not to get the shits
Who gives a fuck about vinegar tits
Does not matter really what shape the breast
But I personally like young,firm ones the best
i`ve always enjoyed a tit in my mouth
Especially before i journey south
To me the taste of a tit
Is only second to a nice juicy clit
To me eating a pussy is perfect bliss
Something everybody should never miss
Get a woman so horny and wet
And they will love it i will bet
Once you give her clitty one last suck
Move up to her tits for a titty fuck
Fuck them slow then pick up the pace
When you cum,give her a pearl necklace
So there you are, i`m still none the wiser
When it comes to vinegar tits i`m no advisor
All i know is that on a lady it`s a waist
There`s room for another pair of tits to be placed
So we know tits are big and tits are small
I don`t give a fuck,I love them all
We call them boobs,breasts,melons or buns
Please explain to me about the vinegar ones
In a list
A contest entry
- Vinegar Tits by NurseChilly.
800 points, ended January 7, 2007, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - shock me, PLEASE! (been extended) by Jiyo.
3000 points, ended August 10, 2007, 65 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Pun In-tented by FelineMuse.
1125 points, ended September 8, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - whatever you want by Anonymous Shadow.
600 points, ended October 1, 2007, 119 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - give me some freaking humor---PLEASE by Viyanna Rosemarie.
650 points, ended September 25, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Nothing Boring by cali951.
500 points, ended December 3, 2007, 104 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - For the easily distracted....Look! A BEAR! by AchieveEquilibrium.
550 points, ended November 2, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - #91 Adult picture prompt by daviscth.
300 points, ended June 27, 2008, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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i belive you had a lot of time to think about this poem, and the rhyme scheme is really good good luck
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Abso-fucking-lutely awesome
Amazing..Love it..I gotta applaud you on this.
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You've took this contest to a brand new direction! Thank you for taking time to post for me. I enjoyed this.
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Congrats on the honorable mention trophy. This was not quite as classy as I was going for but it is nonetheless a very well written piece. Thanks for the poem and good luck!
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I'm going to let this one slide because it made me laugh and it was tasteful. My particular favorite part was the "With nipples like puppies wanting a drink." Nice flow and rhythm. Good luck in the contest.
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Wow this was very funny to me vinegar tits i wonder what you were thinking when you wrote this poem but anyways it good and i like your style i never thought of tits that way maybe cus im not a guy lol good luck in my contest
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The part about going from the top to the bottom was just too much! I cracked up!!!! "...especially before I journey south." I read that and was like, "No, he isn't going there!" but you did!!! AND THE PEARL NECKLACE PART...OH, GEE!
MOST ORIGINAL HORNY TOAD AWARD GOES TO....YOU!
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lol!!! i would like to thank you for adding this wonderful entry into my contest for humor. i wish you well in this contest and i am looking forward to reading more from you in the near future. viyanna rosemarie
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I have to say I have never enjoyed reading something about titties so much!
) good write.
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nice rhyming, i was wondering what the person who made that contest that this poem was originaly in was talking about, so i typed vinegar tits into wikipedia it came out with some woman on a soap opera, I dont know if that really what that contest was talking about, but if it is you poem is much much better than the real thing,(nice pic), good job
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kind of weird,but still good
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whoops forgot these
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lol, Now this certainly gave me a giggle, once you have the answer to your question let me know for it is something that now annoys me !!
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well.. it's creative for sure! lololololol
a good playful read that made me smile
and that is always a bonus...
well done and many thanks for entering
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I`m glad you liked it.i like to make people smile
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