When Batman’s in court
for molesting Robin,
when Wonder Woman can’t afford crack,
but she’s got herself to sell-
when the whole world goes to hell,
and even Superheroes fail.
When Superman only saves
the people who can pay,
when Spiderman, politically correct,
is now “Arachnid Male”-
when the whole world goes to hell,
and even Superheroes fail.
When the X-Men get high
off of dope and pills,
when Xena’s fighting the law
to marry Gabrielle,
when the whole world goes to hell,
and even Superheroes fail.
Author notes
Thanks for the insp. soul sister!
A contest entry
- Superheroes, Supervillains, Superpowers, Get The Gist? by Death of the Author.
875 points, ended August 25, 2007, 19 entries
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Comments
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Wow, this is very different, and you know what, I liked it! Especially the comment about Spiderman - that says so much about the PC world we live in today, it's absolutely ridiculous. I loved this, so thank you for entering. Good luck and take care! x

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lol, not really what I had in mind, but I liked it all the same. Like how you used drugs and such and applied them to each super hero in turn. Behind every famous hero drugs are leading the way,lol jk
See you around the deep end
moment liver
YBMH


