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Why I hate New Years Resolutions, By Ima Bitch Aged 30 and 11 Months.

Am I the only one out there that thinks New Years Resolutions were invented to surpress and depress the masses?

Look at it this way -

You have a wonderful Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza whatever - eat drink and be merry. You have time off from stressful jobs and so spend that time in quiet contemplation and reflect on the past year, and all the good things (but inverably the bad) that happened to you. 90% of the population (now admit it guys) blame others or situations or indeed the luciousness of food on their shitty year.

If only I didn't need to eat! (LOL!!)
If only I didn't smoke!
If only that bitch from accounting hadn't got the promotion ahead of me!
If only I went to the Gym I would be so happy!
If only....
If only....

MEH!!!

Be true to yourselves.

Losing weight will not automatically win you the heart of the hot photocopier engineer that you pine after....you'll need a personality transplant for that! Oh and you'll need to be male - he's Gay - it's so obvious!!!

Stopping the dreaded weed, may make you smell better and give you a few precious months of life after years of abuse....but can you cope without your daily fix? Can you refrain from reaching into your gun cupboard and wiping out the entire office because they're happier than you?

Working out at the Gym only makes you feel inadaquet compared to the beautiful toned and tanned beauty's that go there to catch a man (and if they can't do it, what chance do you have??)

So I say this people.

Be true to yourself.  Ignore New Years resolutions. Buy a dog or a cat - they don't care if you have a fat ass and are addicted to chocolate cream pie. They don't care if you didn't get the promotion or if you have a body odour problem - they will love you no matter what.

Or you could always kill yourself?



By the way - I was being ironic....I don't for one minute suggest that you go out and kill yourself - unless of course it's one of your New Years resolutions and then you should go right ahead you freak!!

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  • Araina
    January 23, 2008
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    LOL

    If only I DIDN'T need to eat... it's such an inconvenience lol... I'd save a TON of munnies and I'd have a great figure But I agree. New years resolutions are just set-ups for failure, because people set way too high of goals. Anyway, miss you tons!


  • KaseyL
    January 4, 2007

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    A New Years resolution should be for yourself...or for something you think you should change for the benefit of others.

    For example, if you have the WORST anger management and you can't restrain yourself...a new years resolution could be to go get some Anger Management.

    Of course, with me...My New Years Resolutions never work...and my best New Years was the 2007, but so far this year hasn't been that great....I think it's irrelevant to what you are saying...but it's true.

    The worst thing in the world...is to know what is right for you, and hearing everyone saying you cannot do it because of your age. To hear your family say that you are rejecting them, for doing something that you have been dreaming of since you were little....to do something you believe is best FOR YOU. They say you're being irrational and rejecting them...why won't your family allow you to do what you believe is best for you?

    Why is age such an important thing? Why does everyone say "You're 17 years old" or "He's 17 years old" ...why does age matter so much???

    I mean, I've been immature..but I've grown up. I've been dependent and have taken advantage of my family..but I've finally realized it. I've been so spoiled...I was USED To getting my way. If I didn't, I would anyway...eventually. I found someone..him..the person who gave me myself that was hidden away, gave me him.

    I want a family, always have...but I used to not care who gave me the child. I actually WANTED to be an single mother..I really did. Now, I found the person I wish to be with. I found the person who I feel completes me..who says no to me, makes me cry but at the same time makes me the most happy I've been.

    I've found this person..and all I need is to have my own life.


    • Nicolisis
      January 5, 2007
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      Ahhh Kiddo I believe you and Ric will be together - its fate. Just like me and John was fate!

      This was written as a sarcastic and irreverant look at New Years and peoples deep need to change. It's not a real reflection of my feelings at all Anyhoo Luv you