Her hairy old cunt was full of scabs and cheese
But it did not stop me from going down on my knees
I spread her lips and brushed away a fly
Then slipped my tongue so deep inside
My God, she was a real filthy old wench
Her snatch did smell, oh what a stench
Never had I been down on something so foul
But I`m a sick Mutha, I went for the growl
The pubic hair was full of cum and shit
Had the dirty bitch wiped her arse on it?
There were even traces of menstrual blood
Does she cum normally or does she flood?
I was sucking her clit, didn`t want to hurt her
How was I to know that she was a squirter
She shot cum and piss all over the ceiling
Oh what a sight, oh what a feeling
Then I filled her hole with my scabby old cock
Yes my pecker was covered with warts and pox
Maybe you think we are two filthy, dirty freaks
But she loves my balls, banging on her arse cheeks
When we had finished, a sight I`d never seen
She called the dog over and he licked her clean
That was more than i could take, it`s true
I had to go outside and have a great spew
But I`ll go back again, there is no doubt
Coz that shiela loves, for me to eat her out
And I can never forget how well I rode her
While getting off on her smelly body odour
Next time, if she`s got the rags and is a bit red
I`ll just stick it up her arsehole instead
I`m not fussy, my tongue will still be stuck in
Nothing wrong, my friend with the Dolmio grin
Author notes
A Sick Poem
In a list
A contest entry
- SHOCK me, HORRIFY me, NAUSEATE me, make me THROW up. by Edna Sweetlove.
450 points, ended January 29, 2007, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Give me something strange and dark by MusicalSounds.
370 points, ended October 11, 2007, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - LOW LIFE CONTEST by Gerald Flagellation.
425 points, ended December 22, 2007, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Deeply Disturb Me by xxRainbowDawnxx.
450 points, ended January 20, 2008, 23 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Erotica by XInsanity-FairX.
700 points, ended January 13, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Hardcore Stuff (18 and older) by Ice Queen.
750 points, ended June 29, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - TOTAL FILTH by Engelbert Humpalot.
550 points, ended November 28, 17 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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HahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahaha thats SICK lol. .
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this poem made my laugh. very sick, but funny. -
These lines caused a smile of disgust to cross my boat:
"But I`m a sick Mutha, I went for the growl
The pubic hair was full of cum and shit
Had the dirty bitch wiped her arse on it?"
And the Dolmio grin is a nice touch too.
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glad u approve
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ha ha
Now your mid was truly in the gutter when you wrote that! still funny though!!! in a dirty sick kinda way !
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This is sick, but it does fit. It just didn't turn me on. Thanks for entering my contest and good luck.
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Not all appreciate my humour
Perhaps you are as twisted as me lol
I`m not really that sick
Honestly
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haha, it's sick, and funny
but i don't want humour, sorry
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Hahahahahaha. The first two lines had my laughing my head off! Dude, I totally loved this. Very demented and sick! Way to go, dudeeee.
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'Tis rather deprived, that's true and most certainly vulgar. I didn't know whether to laugh or spew myself, so I did a little bit of both and my cat just ate it up, so nothing went to waste.
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Jesus wept. I am overcome with admiration. I don't know who the writer is, but I have some horrid suspicions.
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thinks for entering the contest, i'm not sure about the darkness of this poem, but yes, you aare both some sick mutha fuckers
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Eeewww!!!
Ok this was vile, sick, twisted and plain disgusting!! I loved it, the flow was great the rhyme wasn't forced and it's beautifully penned. I think when it comes to sick, you would get the gold with this every time! All the best in the contest!
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Which bit did you find sick? LOL
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hahahah this is fucking great. deeeee sccccuuusss taannng
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Okay, I know that this is supposed to be sick, and I'm sure that it did, does, and will make people nauseous, but I, to be absolutely and as honest as can be without sounding like a complete freak, can say that it wasn't very sickening. Yeah, I know that most people would puke just from reading the first line, but I am weird. Anyway, I thought that it was a really great poem and was well worth the read. The rhyming was great, as were the details. Good luck in the contest!!
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oh flipping yuk!!!!
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In the good old days you would have been in Buchenwald faster than you could say "O mein Gott" for writing stuff like this. Good luck in the contest. -
i be liking this
i be liking this very muchly it is a reminding me of some of the uglier woman from where i be from as they do really be leting them selves be going becourse they do not have any of the reasons to be trying to be looking the nice for any of the gentlman my landerlady is a bit like this one when i put it in her botty-hole i can tell what she did be eating last night for her evening-meals
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Edna certainly wants sick but Edna also wants grammatical accuracy and good spelling and good punctuation. So listen listen up to zilby - he knows what he's talking about! I have appointed him as an honorary Englishman so he has to be trusted.
It's the first line I'm most concerned about: are you saying there were several cats up there?
I shall have to applaud this and put it into the finalists but if you want your first trophy here on AP you will have to correct the English!
Lots of love from a shocked and horrified Edna.
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It was puss,as in green stuff from scabs etc.not puss as in pussy
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I think you'll find that is spelled "pus", dearie.
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I`m glad you approve.Did it make you sick,like you wanted?
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1st impression: barf
Editing:
Commas should be followed by blanks.
Line 11: was -> were
Line 23: its -> it's
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sorry i thought I was perfect.She wanted sick didn`t she
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