Christmas time has gone again
I hate it with my heart
Too much bloody alcohol
And sprouts to make me fart
The lights have been dismantled
I kept falling on the cable
Who the hell invented them
Were they hung up in the stable?
I was invaded by the family
All full of flippin groans
They can’t speak bloody English
Just a various tone of moans
Oh you burnt the turkey?
Have you gained some weight?
I smile at them politely
Felling full of hate!
Next year it will be different
I’m going on bloody strike
And anyone that shows their face
Can take a bloody Hike!!!!!!!!!
Author notes
Just to let you know I am still alive... will get some serious writing done soon... honest..
Please tell me what you think
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great poem
Amber -
great job
This one is too funny. Sorry it took me so long to come back and read some more of your work. I did see a spelling mistake though. "Felling" should be "feeling".
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Hellooooo Wend --you're back with some great humour!, loved this one it was sooo funny, but very true--it's no rest for us mothers is it! lol. Anyway----fabulous and very entertaining witty write. Well done. Love it!
Shaz xx
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Way to go Wend !!!
I had one just like this. Glad to see your writing's still up to the great standard you always kept. Missed you being around....mal
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Thinky's back! And in style =) Nice to read you again
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Sad but true ....
Aaahh I was wondering what happened to you .... all that alcohol and Christmas cake !!! Families can be like that and it is good to get away at times .. Your usual flippant well worded funny work that I have been looking forward to for a while now.
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Sounds like a crazy Christmas. I don't blame you for writing this poem, hahahA!! Very amusing!!
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humorous
"felling" = "feeling" (typo)
This is quite funny, you poor old thing. I like the rhyme and the rhythm. Next year, go to their place!!!Well done.
Richard
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