Resolutions of King Hugh. (NOT an Entry!)
When I wake up in the morning it will be 2007
and I’ll make some New Year resolutions with the help of heaven
for my God is understanding and I know He loves me dear,
so this is what I’ll try hard to achieve this coming year:
1. I will post my Maori legends, irrespective of their length
and never give a darn about my weaknesses or strength.
Like Longfellow’s “Hiawatha”, they will hardly ever rhyme
and, if no one ever reads them, I’ll not give a damn or dime!
2. I’ll relentlessly pursue research of female boobs and buns
without actually molesting anyone, (especially NUNS!)
I’ll continue sending ‘love and hugs’ to all my lovely faves
and not mind their angry husbands, jealous boyfriends, knights or knaves.
3. I will faithfully endeavour to do what my doctors say
and exercise my gammy leg by walking every day
and I’ll minimise the time I spend sat here at my PC
which, I am told, is harmful to my back, my leg and me.
4. But I’ll try to visit Huguelot as often as I’m able
to do my duty as a King, in fact as well as fable.
and I’ll thank my God for all my faves, my sisters and my brothers,
remaining ever mindful of the needs and wants of others.
I think that lot is quite enough to keep me free from strife
for I must look after Edna who’s my Queen and loving wife
and, at this time, in metered rhyme, to all who I hold dear,
I send my prayers and hearty wishes for A HAPPY YEAR!
Hugh R. December 31st. 2006.
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Queen Edna and King Hugh
I wish you both adieu
The very best in this bonny New Year
for both me and you
Although I come from faraway
that is the USA
I plan to come and see you both
very soon some day
I'm going to help you exercise
Your gammy leg dear Hugh
And watch a movie with Edna
and read a book or two
In the meanwhile I'll see you here
on allpoetry.com space
this is where I have found you
in my heart, in my place!
petratani -
oops I forgot the clappy dudes
so here is the post for the yellow clappy dudes.
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Ah, One resolution will be to read some of your maori poems...which if they rhyme I will complain since you just said that wouldn't...and I'm a stickler for honesty.....as long as it doesn't apply to me...sorry.
I have no other resolutions except I have promised myself not to kick the bucket...always a good resolution I think.
Happy New year Sir Hubert...do you hate being called Hubert? I bet you do.
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Happy new year Hugh
Dear Hugh,
Happy new year my friend, it's now the year 2007 in our part of the world. Good resolutions to stick by and I for one will be reading your Maori poems as I find the Maori culture fascinating, just like our Aboriginal culture is.
The Boobs? Well, I knew that would have to come up in them!
And yes, listen to what your Doctor says.
Loved reading your great entry.
Thankyou for sharing it with us.
Love Bea.
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Thank you!
Dear Hugh,
I enjoyed reading your new year's resolutions. I'm sure you will have no problem keeping them!
Your poetry is perfect,
your humor makes me smile.
May the new year bring you joy
that lasts a long, long while!
Love and hugs,
Maureen
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So... along with your resolutions to be a good and faithful King, you're also resolving to not take your eyes off the neighborhood boobs and bums... and anywhere else you are opportune to spy them. Good for you, Hugh. What's beauty for the eyes is food for the heart ...or some such thing.
So go now... it's already 2007 in your neck o' the woods... start keeping (or continueing) those New Years Resolutions
I wish you the Happiest of New Years, my good friend
Love and
Dee
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