She slit her wrists and slashed your tires
Last month she caught your house on fire
She told everyone she made you date her
THen lied in court and said you raped her
You fear for your life each day
And dread the things that she will say
You regret so badly the day you met her
She swears to God you won't forget her
You admit you did it just for sex
So hard to deal with your crazy bitch ex
She'll make you suffer for your broken vows
Better watch out she's watching you now!!
Author notes
Attention all you men out there this is about me, if you fuck with me i will make your life a living hell!!! lmfao jk dude, i actually wrote it to make fun of my cousins baby mama, who the dumbfuck just knocked up again!! (seriously this bitch is off her freaking rocker)
Please tell me what you think
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lol this is funny
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I know many that you described in your words. Glad you were able to write the piece without the use of a lot of profanity, it is a totally strong piece. Let's hope women can start being stronger on their own without having to stay obsessed with revenge.
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a little off the poetry side but sure do know where you're coming from but from the other side there's a lesson to be learned here thanks for posting...
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OK...
I'm leaving that neighborhood!
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lmmfao
THis was fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it but you shoulda called it "eggroll" lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!funnnnnnnnnnnnny!
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