I have heard many tales
of what makes the change
from boy to man
one with more wisdom than I
said it was when
he realized he had more responsibilities
than just himself
another said it was when he started
thinking of family as goal
but, after putting my mind to it
I have decided that for me
the moment I went from boy to man
was when my scrotum grew
so that it hung down
into the toilet water
making me sit cockeyed
on the toilet seat
for no boy has to endure such
humiliation even though
nobody is there to see
trust me on this
it's very sad
and it foretells the end of youth
like thunder signals impending rain
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*SIGH* Oh, yeah! Title supplied by the fascinating Honey Bear, who waited patiently and, I hope, wasn't disappointed.
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ha ha this was funny
and you did it so well
total enjoyment
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ok... Images of enormous saggy scrotum here..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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much hilarity abounds! enjoyed.
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Im gonna stop reading your stuff for a while now, cos Im laughing too hard and it hurts quite frankly.
This is another hilarious piece, I shall read your other 10 minute wonders at a later date -
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I am so glad! I wish I could write serious stuff, but not everyone has talent for that...
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We all have our own strengths and weaknesses, I suppose....your humour is your gift, and I am enjoying it greatly
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I am "wow" ed!
I had no idea, the many trials attached to manhoodiness
This is great stuff, and yes, I got a huge laugh as well. So this is what inspired my poem....(smile)"a little taste of laughter"....You don't say~
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oh god. i definitely wasn't expecting that at all.
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Thank you for making me laugh out loud. I'm home sick with something flu-like the last two days and I needed to see something funny. Women have their own humiliating rites of passage stories, too. And some of them involve toilet seats.
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Left me speechless!!! (wink) I am so lucky that I am a woman hahahaha!
As I read it a picture will forms in my mind. What a FUNNY poem. Do you have more?
GRACY
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too funny... love it!
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mmm toilet humor? Wonderful Al, as always
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And what's wrong with toilet humor?
If I take my toilet
and I boil it
at least it's clean toilet humor!
Thanks.
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LMFAO!!!!!
Where do you get this stuff???
omg!
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LMFAO!!!!!
If you must know, Lexie, there was one scary day... until I found that something was slightly plugging the toilet keeping the water level 1 1/2 inches higher than normal. The panic subsided once this was discovered. Youth was restored... but I know what being a man is like, now.
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fun write
O.M.G. did you HAVE to ? ha ha ha you are a crazy guy great mad crazy fun write omg i am so so happy that i do not EVER have to go through any changes like THAT ha ha ha..it was not exactly what i expected and if you were looking to shock then you certainly managed it ha ha ha i thought it was going to be a sweet little poem
ps...have you tried selotaping them to your belly button to keep them dry ?
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fun write? no! Sad, sad write!
Naw- that would be uncomfortable the rest of the time! I'm not THAT foolish.. I just have this little coat-hanger catch wire, if you must know, stretching across the seat in just exactly the right place to hold my boys until the job is done.
...and if you believe that, you'll buy this watch... -
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Robin: "HOLY APPLE-BLOSSOMS, BATMAN! LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS!"
Batman: "Steady, old chum..."
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