vacation was a ball
'till you made me climb the wall
with your curvey places and your lovely tatoo
you knew what you were doing
and you had my poor boys bluing
with the wardrobe malfunctions that you would do
You tortured me for weeks
with little posed peeks
as you paraded by the Club Med lean-to shanties
you made the tourists laugh
me standing there full staff
when the mirror on my shoe shows your lack of panties
Author notes
On a challenging title lovingly provided by Honey Bear
In a list
A contest entry
- Just about ANYTHING goes!!! :D by GuardianPhoenix7289.
600 points, ended February 4, 2007, 57 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Spellcheck isn't perfect, but it would help here. Otherwise, this strikes me as sophomoric humor, which is still, when all is said and done, sophomoric.
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Well, I wouldn't exactly call that an insightful comment, but it's a comment.
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again i laugh
you are literally my favorite poet well at least thats not dead
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naughty
but fun
what a way to start my morning with laughter
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I'm sorry to hear that you are antique.
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What the fuck are panties?
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Things your mom wore to keep the strings from hanging down below her mini-skirt. You can see them in an antique store or a Russ Meyer video.
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LOL.. another hilarious write.
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your a very funny poet, your fresh style is awsome, too many people on AP, myself included take ourselves way too seriously, its refreshing to read some poetry that is actually worth reading
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This is great, especially for 10 minutes lol.........this is a scene you can see in just about any holiday resort (minus actual mirrors on shoes) and it made me laugh out loud.
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Imagination is a wonderful thing, when not taken too seriously.
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where I get one of them shoes. Always wondered why dem Soldier folk had to have such shiny shoes, not as dumb as they Look, I reckon.
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Honey bear, DK akaLunaticSerene and I play a game. I give them a title and they give me a title, and we have ten minutes to write a poem that fits the title. Honey Bear gave me this title. Not bad for ten minutes work.
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Ummm
lol
I didn't get the meaning of this really
However it seems the people before me did!!! You can definitely know you got me confuzzled! lol
But good job anyways! An interesting write indeed, good luck!
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I did not intend to enter this in your contest. It begins with quotation marks and is, thererefore, first on my list of pre-writes. I hit the enter button when I meant to hit the down arrow to choose a poem. Feel free to delete if you like.
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this was soo funny. it had me laughing the entire time
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Pervertual
Totally tortured testicals testify to too torid testosterone tank tracing tits timidly! Tee hee hee!
goodun!
xxoo
dk
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I think you have just coined the phrase,Pervirtual Reality! I will get many miles from that one! Thanks. And it was titanic tits, by the way...
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You need to set aside some time to make some 10 min klunkers!!!
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you did it !!
great fun , i thought i had given you a hard one then but you met the challange with ease great work my friend looking forward to the next little challange
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haha this is an amusing write.
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I love this one it really made me smile as well as laugh you did a great job on it.
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