Santa likes to be spanked every night,
He has a special whip, feels just right.
Mrs. Claus grins while she spanks his ass,
Strong and sure, Mrs. Claus has got class.
For a special treat she wears her sexy red velvet chaps,
Swinging her pliant leather, listening to Santa yap.
While she beats his ass, the elves just work and laugh,
They all know Mrs. Santa is the better half.
Wearing red velvet, Santa gets all in a tizzy,
His beard goes crazy wild, gets all kinky and frizzy.
Just another day in the beautiful North Pole,
Santa really needs to learn, a little self control.
A contest entry
- NAUGHTY or NICE???...xxx... by voodoo ink.
700 points, ended November 21, 2008, 5 entries
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Sounds like Mrs. Claus works the south "pole" more than the north one...I liked your rhyming scheme in this, and it was quite funny...
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Funny
This poen really made me laugh, i knew santa and the wife like that sort of stuff.
I stopped by to comment on your poem because i spent most of my day going through my poems to return the favour, i haven't had enough time to do it. Anyway i like your humor very much it reminds me of my favorite poet and great mate. Anyway thanks for commenting on my poems
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lol, I just love this
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These people must be very kinky, I just read one about Santa in a thong and now this. It had great rhyming and it was a hoot. Keep it up, maybe you'll be able to make someone who desperately needs to laugh laugh. I really liked it.
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daring, nice post
good way to entertain Santa, he likes class from his lady, good over all creative post, thank you for entering our contest and good luck..MM
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laughing, santa is being very naughty this year
spank with a spatula covered in ink and twist me into the crazy shape of santa...
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Yes he is, he has always been bad, just a little naughtier this year
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