Sharon was eating, a block of ham
When along a came a pig, and along came a lamb.
They gazed through the window, with their round black eyes,
pleading to be let in, before one of them dies.
But Sharon said "no" and kicked the pigs nose.
Stomped her feet, and barred the door closed.
The pig and the lamb, crawled away sadly,
but Sharon wasnt finished, she screamed at them madly.
"Im stuffed, you come back when Im hungry!"
The animals shivered, and left, into the cold night air.
Sharon giggled and snorted, and wrapped herself in a Bear.
She tasted the Chickens abortioned babies,
then chomped on the dog that had given her rabies.
The hamster was good, but she wanted some more,
She bought three hundred, and gobbled down all the gore.
Now she was finished, what a wonderful Christmas!
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Reading and commenting a THIRD time.
Now that I AM a vegetarian, I am beyond grossed out. Ugh.. EEenyway, I think this is the last time I'm going to read this. Heh. Bye bye!
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I thought you just dont eat red meat? Come on! I know.... if someone ever dangled half a rabbit foot in front of you you'd be a slobbering munster!! garrrr!
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Rabbit just happens to also be red meat. And anyway, I have the mindset of a vegetarian so that means I don't eat meat when I can help it.. such as when I'm making my own meals. Unless it's all there is.
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*poop*
I'll believe it when I see it, that is...when the mere site of chopped up chicken flesh induces literal puking...oh Your GRoss!!
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I dont know who this "Sharon" person thing is but I bet she really does eat rabbid dogs and stuff *shivers* what some people will do... -
Ahahaha! I just read this a second time and it was just as gross. Geez, you're graphic. It was so funny! In a gross, weird, Sharon's Adventures way.
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Gros gross!? yes reality is gross.
Hey today I was riding a broken bike when I saw this smushed up duck bleeding on the road, looked closer and saw its like 10 baby duckies swimming in the ditch right next to it. Im sad....
Hey why dont you write another silly poem huh? make me laugh!!
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I liked the rhyme and rhythym here, and it is a wonderful read. It is sad how some people take animals' right to be treated humanely, for granted! Wish more people would think about that when they sat down for dinner..
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Harhar!
Ever the witty poet! And it even had a rhythm too! You should make this a ballad like Wee Little Sharon. *snicker, snort* -
Wha wha wha?
You hate Christmas? whater you the Grinches wife now?...or is it the pagon thing!?!? ehehhe...heh.. -
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No. Christmas is just so useless and stressful.. It's only fun for the kids because all they do is get presents.
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HAHAHH!
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Yuck!
Groooosssss DISGUSTING!! I hate Christmas by the way.
Ewwww... I should have known you would try to surpass my excellent poem about your vegetarianism.
I'm not a rabid meat-eater, though. Anyway, this is such a Sharon's Adventure-like poem.
Well, your poetry has definitely improved since all the Sharon and Sho ones... I'm not talking about this one in particular, but.. I have to say the rhyming was good. You're good with rhyming.
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