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Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts - song parody of Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch by The Temptations

Sung to "Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch" by The Temptations
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGBkc5zJpEI

Oooooooooooooooh!
Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I love you and Chilli dog (yelp, yelp, yelp)

In and out of AP(in and out of AP)
I come and I go(you come and you go)
but your picture is in my mind....(ooh)
And I've hugged it a thousand times(ooh)
When you send a message, or you write a poem,
I come a-running to you
I'm tied to your Aussie strings,
And there's nothing that I can do

I can't help myself,
No, I can't help myself,

'Cause, Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts
I'm an AP angel from afar
I can't help myself
I'm a girl in love 'ya see

Can’t tell you I don't love you,
Tell you that we're through
that’s just not me....
And every time I see you on AP,
I get all choked up inside
When I write your name,
Girl, it starts to flame
Burning in my arse, (sorry, had to get that in there somewhere )
Tearing it all apart..
No matter how I try
My love I cannot hide....

'Cause Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts
You know that I'm waiting for you(waiting for you)
I can't help myself
I love you and Chilli dog (yelp, yelp, yelp)

Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts
I'd do anything you ask me to(well, almost)
I can't help myself
I love you and Chilli dog (yelp, yelp, yelp)

Recluse you Goose, Queen of Farts
You know that I love you(I dooo)
I can't help myself...
No... I can't help myself

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  • Recluse Writer gold member
    January 8, 2007

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    When the road ahead is bleek and I'm weary
    And so fed up with eyes that are teary
    I return to this poem to get me a chuckle
    Then wiggle and giggle till my knees buckle!!!

    Hang about...I'm sitting down...hmmmm...well it rhymes though huh

    • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
      January 8, 2007
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      YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Nice to know you come back to visit for a good laugh. Yep, that's a feat, wiggling and giggling 'til your knees buckle when you're sitting down - nice picture! HAHAHA!

      I wrote you an e-mail, but I got my little red book - WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THANK YOU!

      Fairy Nutty Buddy

  • Unca Goat gold member
    December 14, 2006

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    You should be careful when goose the recluse, you never know what she may come up with to return the favor Loved this one, Fairy, just running behind on me reading of late!


    • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
      December 14, 2006
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      I know, I know! But I think she needed someone to fart on her and make her feel better, so who better than me to take on the task?
  • Faithcomesin
    December 13, 2006

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    HA HA HA

    I laughed reading this, You should be a song writer...umm maybe Adam Sandler would buy this. LOL. I can tell you had fun writting this, Where do you come up with this stuff? hmmm......
    Awesome stuff though. love ya, amanda


    • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
      December 13, 2006
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      Thanks, Amanda! It's nice to know my poems make people smile. It's a deep-seated place in my brain where this stuff lies and rears it's goofy head once in a while. haha. Love and hugs!

  • mozarts funeral gold member
    December 12, 2006

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    You're such a weirdo. I love you and miss you!!! You're great, I hope Recluse liked it!

    Rosita Bonita

  • Recluse Writer gold member
    December 12, 2006
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    !!! NUTTY !!!

    Had nearly forgotten what fun was
    Until I clicked on this
    You brought a smile to my face
    And my heart a beat did miss
    I thank you from the bottom
    Of this so confoofilated heart
    Of course I'm gonna n ya
    And yes even leave a faaaaaaaart!!!!!!
    ooops (sorry bout that )


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    December 12, 2006

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    EXCELLENT

    I love her too. She is my very favourite cuz (even if she scares the crap out of me sometimes) Keep 'em coming, and WELL DONE !


  • LAPoe silver member
    December 12, 2006

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    Chart Topper

    Kimberly, if you need a backup singer who can't sing
    a lick, then call me, I'm your gal, love the song,
    love the parody!!!! and love the person you wrote it
    about. You're the top of the charts for this one.
    laurie.


    • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
      December 12, 2006
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      thanks, LAPoe!
      you're the bestest singer
      don't you know?
      believe in yourself
      and you will go far
      you may even win
      a thousand dollar bar (nummy!)

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