i guaruntee
said the man
under the english fair
i know the craziest
man around
that can be found anywhere
he's crazier than your
mom or dad
crazier than you sister too
he's crazier than old crazy bill
and crazier than the who
i stepped right up
and said to him
sir how do you do
i'll bet that he
can't out crazy me
and i'll make a wager too
the man said
i knew you would
by the color of sun in your hair
and i'll make the wager
the loser on his head
shall place the winner's underwear
and so we shook
and i took a look
at the craziest man would be
and he stalked right up
wearing naught but a cup
of the finest australian tea
he looked down from his
crazy old eyes
and i don't think he really could see
but he gave me a grin
from under his his chin
and said, you think yer crazier than me
then his face filled with dread
and then filled with red
and he said surely this cannot be
this is the man
who thought me up
i know he is crazier than me
so i took my skiviis
from around my parts
and i placed them on his dome
i said don't go to jail
just send them in the mail
i expect them before i go home
now here i am
writing to you
i know you might think me daffy
but it's rude to ask
in company of friends
does anyone feel a bit drafty
Author notes
spur of the moment, #40 really spoke to me
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Really funny
It made me smile all the time.
Good luck!
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LMAO!!!! I really enjoyed reading this It's really good I thoroughly enjoyed it
the rhythm and rhyme was fantastic and the pace added to the comedic effect
Brilliant
Midnight
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funny
lol Woow!! its funny..i like it -
Omg! this one is written so beautifully and the words the vocabulary is so decent and attractive. I love the choice of words and the amazing flow which makes it more pleasant to read. I just love the imagery and the emotions mingled with it..
Its a perfect one and beautifully written.
I love this one, great job!!!
I hope u like mine too, take a look..
thanks, God bless
love,
Mansoor -
i enjoyed reading your poem and it was really good and i love the way you put things good luck and keep up the good work
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I thought it was so funny!!! I enjoyed it very much, you have made my day. Thank you!!
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Totally crazy! But totally brilliant - gave me some giggles and a smile. Well don and congratulations to you. Stephanie x
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So Funny
You did very well here and got a chuckle out of me and yes I would say that is pretty crazy stuff -
This is so cute ... what a fresh remix of The Devil Went Down To Georgia ... it was funny ... and it called out to you for laughter ... very well done ... I see absolutely nothing wrong with this piece ... it floats lightly and gives you a bit of a chuckle as you flow through it ... Keep up the good work and keep smiling ...
Sparkeh -
:D fun fun
haha.. wow.. t'was enjoyable... skiviis is an awesome word!gosh, it almost reminded me of a remix of the Devil went down to Georgia! it would be sooooo like you to do something like that.. idk, that's just what came to mind! hehe... laughs ... -
Just had to comment one more time. I actually dreamed about this poem that I met the man wearing nothing but a cup of the finest Australian tea. He asked me riddles. ^_^ So once again, excellent job.
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sweet! does this mean i have mind powers now? i'm actually a little curious about what he looked like, i mean the man. and the whole wearing a cup thing. to be honest i really don't have a clear cut idea of what he looks like
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well you put a smile on my face spur of the moment sounds just right for you.
great flow with a good beat sounds good when you read it out loud thank you for the pleasure good luck in the contest.
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This is really clever. But have you met my ... never mind; I can't tell tales out of school. It's just that some of my family members are really nuts...anyway, I loved your poem.
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Oh my god, I love this poem! It's so whimsical and imaginative. It made me laugh. It reminded me of something Ogdon Nash would write. Excellent, excellent job.
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HAHA!
This made me smile, this is totally a Grant poem, 100% through-and-through. I loved it =DDD
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This was awesome! lol I loved it ... it was humorous and awesome ... you did a really good job with the flow and the rhythem as well ... keep up the good work sweetheart and good luck in the contest ...
Smile, It Confuzez People
<3Sparkeh
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