I Am Kitten.
Here me roar.
(...why are you laughing???
I can roar.)
I Am Kitten.
See me hunt.
(I'm going to get those fish
who taunt me with their royal fins.)
I Am Kitten.
See me kill.
(...You're laughing again!!!
Didn't you see me anihilate that catnip mouse?)
I Am Kitten.
Feel my wrath.
(...as I penetrate your bald sock
with jaws of steel and claws like needles.)
I Am Kitten.
I shall conquer.
(Ha ha!
You retreat.)
I Am Kitten.
Hear me roar.
(I CAN TOO ROAR.
........... you only THINK I'm purring.)
I Am Kitten.
I Am Queen.
A contest entry
- The Poetic Bandits Group Contest - #5 by Sharcu.
300 points, ended December 3, 2006, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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So cute! And so accurate, kittens really do think they're invincible and scary (the older cats put them up to it, or is that just at my house?). Anyways, great write
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This is really cute. Made me want to hug my kitty. That's pretty much exactly how she feels most of the time. Kittens certaintly are royalty (or so they think) Loved the insight.
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^_^
You ARE a kitten....see you write!
I am completly in love with this poem. Can i marry it?
It is soooo funny! Purrrr-fect write! (heh..feel free to slap me for that one...)
hugs,
Steph -
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you wait till the STORY comes along... when the kitten takes over the world 
Glad you enjoyed it!!!
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Wow... a little random, a little weird, but humorous and a good read at the same time. Well done! Glad you wrote something to enter into the contest. Great job! Thanks for entering
--Tim -
dynamic
Dynamic piece of work. I loved ever moment.
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Adorable!
Fabulous and creative! This is an adorable write! Lovely write!
~Lori
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funny, cute and a wonderful write!! you have a great imagination. GBY
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Really cute! I love kittens... they certainly do have an overexagerated ego, don't they? Well done.
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This is really good so reminds me of my cat when she was a kitten well written I love it Good Luck in this contest...
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LOL
thats pretty cute! funny too. i liked it. keep up the good work. (purring=roar hmmmmm im scared of my cat now...........) -
Subliminal Message
Huh..there is definitely a subliminal message in here..even if you don't believe it.
This is pretty creepy...it's one of those cute little people or animals you thikn are just cute and little, passive etc. ..and then they take over the world.
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See, that was what I wanted to write initially and I still may... it was about how when she's pouncing on things and wrestling with Fizzbin (other cat) she's just in training. I even made up a fake prophecy that there would be a kitten born who will one day bring about the restoration of Cats to the position they had back in ancient Egypt when they were worshipped. It was going to be really funny, but then I realized I'd need about 50 million drafts before it'd be REALLY GOOD instead of just cute and funny.
Thanks to all for your comments and applause!!!!!
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