St Andrew woke up one fine morn
He was feeling at a loss
He looked down and to his dismay
Found he'd been nailed up to a cross.
He was really very angry
As it was hurting lots and lots
"I'll have me revenge, just wait and see
I'll go and patronise the Scots."
So Andy, a bignosed Jewish fisher lad,
Became a famous Celtic saint
But always remember just one thing:
A real life Scot he ain't.
In a list
- A List of Tribute Poems to Bonnie Scotland and to Great Scots Writers like Irvine Welsh, William McGonagall & Robert Burns etc. • next in list
A contest entry
- Saint Andrew's Day by Keith.
450 points, ended December 13, 2006, 3 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Is this enough to make you laugh your sporran off?
Comments
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Early Jewish Tourist
Aye, weel, at least he popped in for a visit. Maybe he bocht a wee souvenir? A see-you Jimmy hat perhaps? Or a braw wee cuddly Nessie? Thanks for the lauch. We could dae wi' a few mair entries. -
Och aye hoots mon
A bonny wee poem.
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lol.
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