Her body was stellar
And down in a cellar
Cinderella was penned
Where her only friends
Were her dildo’s vibration
And her own imagination
On her knees, around the clock
Dreaming ‘bout real cock
Until one day, a message from the king and queen
Inviting everyone to a party scene
But her step mother, dressed like a ho
Told her she couldn’t go
And her stepsisters, the sluts
Just shook their tiny butts
So Cinderella hid in her cellar, with her cries
And her rubber friend between her thighs
Until there appeared a fairy
Who had a strong stench of sherry
“You’re going to that ball, so listen here”
She said, conjuring herself up a beer
“We need to get you a new outfit
So let’s get to it”
She sighed, and took a sip
“Now” she said “Strip”
So she took off her clothes
And stood, naked from head to toes
“First of all: That pubic hair
You’re going to have to shave down there”
With a wave of her wand, some words, and so on
All the unwanted hair was simply gone
“You’re body’s fine”
She said, now holding a glass of wine
Which she dropped, and cursed
“Whatever, let’s get to your underwear first
I know just the thing”
And poofed on her a lovely G-string
“How big are those, Double D’s?
We’ll need a big bra for these”
And she was wearing a bra
So amazing, it left one in awe
It was bejeweled and transparent
Perfect for giving any prince a pop-tent
And another wand’s swish
And Cinderella’s tits were tightly squished
Next came a form-fitting black dress
Which she filled out with finesse
The top leaving a good sight
Of her cleavage, so tight
And wiggling her amazing ass
and she was off, in slippers of glass
Of course those were uncomfortable, and had to go
Then she was on her way! To the Prince’s chateau
She found, waiting for her, a taxi cab
That turned out to be quite drab
But it was all her godmother could provide
So she just got in for the ride
The fairy told her to be out by midnight
That’s when she had to make her flight
That’s the latest the driver would stay
Because that’s all the godmother could pay
The people around were almost blinding
With their rubbing and grinding
That they called dancing
But it was just another thing
Cindy made it across the floor
Feeling hot in the clothes she wore
A guy with a touch of romance
Asked her to the floor to dance
And took her in his arms
Seducing her with his charms
She realized he was the prince
And gave a shy wince
He asked if she wanted to screw
And she agreed to the rendezvous
She couldn’t believe this prince was hers
As they made their way to his quarters
He sat on the bed and removed his pants
Preparing for their horizontal dance
She removed her black dress
The prince was impressed
And was very surprised
At how this woman was sized
In a few minutes, she was nude
Good and ready to be screwed
So the prince grinned
And had her pinned
In an nice eagle spread
Then the clock sounded
“This is the worst!”
She thought as she cursed
She ran out, with no excuse
Grabbing her dress and her shoes
Of course, as in her state of despair
She forgot her chest’s underwear
So the prince lost his lover
Left with her breast cover
He decided to find the dame
So they could continue their game
So he went around the countryside
Every pair of breasts to be tried
To see if any girl’s tit
Would be a right fit
He didn’t find a girl to make him rouse
Until he came to Cinderella’s house
Both the stepsisters tried
But they were denied
Because their breasts were too tiny
Which make them very whiny
The prince finally found what he was looking for
Living with these ugly whores
The girl with the amazing chest
Which truly must have been blessed
The bra fit her perfect
And the prince got erect
So he took from this little flat
And they lived happily ever after that
And down in a cellar
Cinderella was penned
Where her only friends
Were her dildo’s vibration
And her own imagination
On her knees, around the clock
Dreaming ‘bout real cock
Until one day, a message from the king and queen
Inviting everyone to a party scene
But her step mother, dressed like a ho
Told her she couldn’t go
And her stepsisters, the sluts
Just shook their tiny butts
So Cinderella hid in her cellar, with her cries
And her rubber friend between her thighs
Until there appeared a fairy
Who had a strong stench of sherry
“You’re going to that ball, so listen here”
She said, conjuring herself up a beer
“We need to get you a new outfit
So let’s get to it”
She sighed, and took a sip
“Now” she said “Strip”
So she took off her clothes
And stood, naked from head to toes
“First of all: That pubic hair
You’re going to have to shave down there”
With a wave of her wand, some words, and so on
All the unwanted hair was simply gone
“You’re body’s fine”
She said, now holding a glass of wine
Which she dropped, and cursed
“Whatever, let’s get to your underwear first
I know just the thing”
And poofed on her a lovely G-string
“How big are those, Double D’s?
We’ll need a big bra for these”
And she was wearing a bra
So amazing, it left one in awe
It was bejeweled and transparent
Perfect for giving any prince a pop-tent
And another wand’s swish
And Cinderella’s tits were tightly squished
Next came a form-fitting black dress
Which she filled out with finesse
The top leaving a good sight
Of her cleavage, so tight
And wiggling her amazing ass
and she was off, in slippers of glass
Of course those were uncomfortable, and had to go
Then she was on her way! To the Prince’s chateau
She found, waiting for her, a taxi cab
That turned out to be quite drab
But it was all her godmother could provide
So she just got in for the ride
The fairy told her to be out by midnight
That’s when she had to make her flight
That’s the latest the driver would stay
Because that’s all the godmother could pay
The people around were almost blinding
With their rubbing and grinding
That they called dancing
But it was just another thing
Cindy made it across the floor
Feeling hot in the clothes she wore
A guy with a touch of romance
Asked her to the floor to dance
And took her in his arms
Seducing her with his charms
She realized he was the prince
And gave a shy wince
He asked if she wanted to screw
And she agreed to the rendezvous
She couldn’t believe this prince was hers
As they made their way to his quarters
He sat on the bed and removed his pants
Preparing for their horizontal dance
She removed her black dress
The prince was impressed
And was very surprised
At how this woman was sized
In a few minutes, she was nude
Good and ready to be screwed
So the prince grinned
And had her pinned
In an nice eagle spread
Then the clock sounded
“This is the worst!”
She thought as she cursed
She ran out, with no excuse
Grabbing her dress and her shoes
Of course, as in her state of despair
She forgot her chest’s underwear
So the prince lost his lover
Left with her breast cover
He decided to find the dame
So they could continue their game
So he went around the countryside
Every pair of breasts to be tried
To see if any girl’s tit
Would be a right fit
He didn’t find a girl to make him rouse
Until he came to Cinderella’s house
Both the stepsisters tried
But they were denied
Because their breasts were too tiny
Which make them very whiny
The prince finally found what he was looking for
Living with these ugly whores
The girl with the amazing chest
Which truly must have been blessed
The bra fit her perfect
And the prince got erect
So he took from this little flat
And they lived happily ever after that
Author notes
Another twist on a fairy tail
I wrote through several occasions
Being interrupted often
Alot late at night
So my mind wasn't totally into all of it
A contest entry
- ANYTHING! Seriously ANYTHING! by A Murderous Lament.
390 points, ended April 2, 2007, 75 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
OMG
what a GREAT twist on cinderella!
hahaha omg i cant stop laughing! how sexxxxy
and eRotiic
lol
lol yes you can tell that i loved it

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Omg.
Wow. This is sooo amazing! I love it.... it made me laugh and I could just picture the whole thing. AMAZING! hah.
A MURDEROUS LAMENT <\33
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These are the kind of poems that us(me) a.d.d. people need! haha -
Hmm...this was interesting. i rather enjoyed it, actually. but I don't think you read my rules very well. Rule 1 states: "Only freeverse". Sorry, but this is well, definitely rhyme. If you want to enter a freeverse prewrite, feel free.
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Wow you fairy tale dreamer this poem was great! So is this how you acually picture cinderella? Anyways this must of taken some time to do your poem was Great thanks for sharing!

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Very interesting twist on Cinderella.
Guess she's not so innocent lol. Awesome work. Keep it up!

Lexi -
My favorite tail
You may not have been into it all but it turned out great! I really enjoyed the twist on the tale and it makes the happy ending seem a little more realistic! haha Bravo
malissa -
Very fun.
I like it. There were a few times, as has been mentioned, that the flow was off and you kind had to keep going, but I enjoyed it. The rhyme was surprisingly good, as many people can't keep a consistent rhyme like that without getting off subject. Nice job.
-Allura -
Wonderfully done I must say. This ranks up there with Little Red Riding Hood that pops up in white-lighter's works
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wow will edit later


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Different!
This is a different type of fairy tale!!!!!!! But it is just like you to write... it was good!!!!!!! There were flow problems and where I seemed to have to struggle to read it... but other than that good!!!!!!! Rock On!!!!!!!
xoxo
Meg
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