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sex is funny..ha ha...dick!

so you want to ride me like a cowboy
hey?
well come on right on ahead, the saddles warm and ready
and might I add quite wet
just throw that plaid scarf around my mouth
shove yourself in and gallop away
take me by the reigns and fill me until I bend
about to break under your weight
let the smell of sex cover us both
and let your hands roam free
if that’s where you want to touch me
do it
don’t hold back
for this little horsy wants to give you whatever pleasures you may desire
so let those fingers explore
you want to touch my soft bounciness 
or would you like to enter the back door?
feel free to slap and pinch and push yourself far inside
let me drip down my legs
pee on me if you dare
right now with all the pleasure you give
I doubt I would even care
grind me hard
let my head bunt against the wall
ride me so stiff
keep thrusting
don’t fall
make me moan, gasp, wheeze beg for a pause in your strokes
but please don’t just stop
don’t let my whines provoke
give it to me all
give it to me hard and rough
make me wish that my whole body is that cavity
feeling each and every inch of you even in my lungs
bust my organs
scrub me raw
just don’t stop
till your about to explode
which unfortunately comes a little too fast for me thanks…

you dick!

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  • Haha. I love it. Pure explicit erotica. The ending is terriffic. Absolutely great job on this one.

    Well done.

    Mike

    • hee hee yeah...I don't know why I think about things like this...mayhaps bc I find sex to be funny, fun and like to make them do funny things XD


  • requiempoet gold member
    April 4
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    lmao some times sex irritates me. Seriously why is sex so much fun??? Be done and get off of me :-D


  • Asylaarix
    November 27, 2006

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    roflmao ... I have so been there before ... you really know how to lighten up a situation don't you? haha ... too fuckin funny ... "which unfortunately comes a little too fast for me thanks ... you dick" RIGH ON ... you fucken tell that bastard roflmao ...

    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 27, 2006
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      OHHHHHHHHHHH

      i just noticed ur joining some of my groups HEE HEE SO HAPPY TEARS ARE LEAKING OUT OF MY EYES....YAY

      ...now about this poem..hmmm...it was a trip wasnt it...

      i hate going through this....but the girls the only one to blame lol...were just too much for em..me and you..HA HA we together can conquer the world of men..make them our slaves and make them do the baby carrining in stomach pregnate thing...!!! BE MY QUEEN!!!!!!

      LOVE YA SO MUCH
      mensch

      oh and umm...hee hee cant tell him..dumped him awhile ago


  • Fire Storm
    November 20, 2006

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    Ha ha funny girl

    This was very cute and very very raw I simply adored it this piece flowed with every inch of rythm and imagery that you felt to share,,,,blessings of love and laughter....Fire Storm

    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 20, 2006
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      aww thanks storm!!!

      glad that you liked this one as well. isnt it funny eh? i kno just thought it be a silly piece didnt know so many would like it thou *shocK*


  • Nicole Cudworth
    November 20, 2006

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    Love the Way you think! I took your advice by the way and now my roommate has been good and truly ridden! Keep writing... this stuff is HOT!

    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 20, 2006

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      hee hee thanks!! men are our toys...when will they learn ha ha

      your roomate is now in your control
      *in the background theres a cackale and a lound laugh echoing, getting louder and louder* WUHUAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

      thanks for such a wonderful comment too btw !


  • requiempoet gold member
    November 20, 2006
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    My silly twin

    You silly child. What's wrong with you cowboys? silly silly child I heart you!! I love you!!


    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 20, 2006
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      awwwww your too sweet beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      heart me love me ......bc im so silly

      ur just too good to me.......*sigh!


  • Apsinthion
    November 20, 2006
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    YOU ROCK!


  • Apsinthion
    November 20, 2006

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    u girl are a twisted perverted extraordinary lil devil!
    hehe
    i absolutely love this!
    u are amazing!

    ~rana~


    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 20, 2006
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      NOT ANYTHING LIKE YOU THOUGH RANA!

      hee hee this makes me happy knowing that im twisted

      ty ty ty


  • SithHappens
    November 20, 2006

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    Ha!

    that was great stuff... glad you shared because that was one of the best poems I've ever read. Keep up the good work!

    ~Sith


    • Sparkle The Pirate
      November 20, 2006
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      hee hee i was in a playful mood ^^

      hey beautiful thanks so much. YOU ROCK SITH....yay!

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