Farting on pages of poets
A comment you want and you know it
In humorous beat
Rise to your feet
Yelling beware ‘ere she blows it
No fear the results of a clinker
Undaunted by obstinate thinkers
To brighten the room
The backside goes boom
You’d think she was paid by the stinker
Benighted the lawyer to creatures that squeak
Uniting the lost, tired and meek
Defined on the screen
Delights as farting queen
Your art has a slightly brown streak
Author notes
For Fairy Nutty Buddy
allpoetry.com/ poets/Fairy_Nu tty_Buddy
One of my favourite humorous poets as well as a skilled writer of more serious works
Written November 13th, 2006
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A contest entry
- BATTLE OF THE SEXES - ROUND 4 - Write a tribute to one of your AP favourites (PREWRITES NOW ALLOWED) by SarahD.
410 points, ended December 1, 2006, 23 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Congratulation my awesome brother
Go Aussie!!!
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Finally
Reservation filled hey Sista
Thanks heaps glad you liked it
And thanks for the congrats sweetheart
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Light and Airy
Er um well ah you see hmmmmm I know I
made a few of them there reservation thingies which I er um spose meant I was thinking of something like ah well you know what I mean...something stinky to put in this here little box...but but I reckon I have used it all up somewhere else lately....so now the contest is over and done and silver is what you have won
I say this on a Fairy Fart poem...IT'S A BLEEDIN' RIPPER my brother.
There did that fill all the gaps
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This is such a cute acrostic poem about his fellow AP poet. I am sure they are thrilled with this write. Congratulations on winning silver in this contest. Well deserved.
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Thank you
Very thrilled grannyeri, thanks for the applause and congratulations, bot very much appreciated
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Yes your momma is
Glad you liked and thanks for the look in
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Thanks Blissful Princess glad it got a giggle.
Hope you enjoy hosting the contest
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Er Ummmm...nah...later
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Awwww My darling Momma Bella is quite awesome isn't she!!! Hooray for Fairy Nutty Buddy!!!!
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A great acrostic that sure did make me giggle! Thanks for entering with this and good luck! Blissful princess
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Two times reserved???
What am I in for????
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Glad you were entertained and even more so that it made you laugh. Its always a pleasure entering these contests and I hope you enjoy hosting them as well.
Thank you for the kind thoughts
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Thank you so much for entering and entertaining me this morning. This is a fantastic acrostic and Im sure it will make many others laugh as I did. Well done and thanks agaion for entering our contest.
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Thanks Steve glad you liked it
Thanks for the luck and the rest
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Glad you enjoyed it Kimberly.
Thanks for the comment the clap the laugh and the luck
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Reservation made....
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Reservation made....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!
Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh You did great and I appreciate the wonderful things you have said! Best of luck to you in the contest, Adrian! 
Kimberly G.
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Adrian,
I do believe that you have Fairy nailed down perfectly! Would not change a thing on this one! Acrostics are a difficult venue to get a good flow to, but you have done an excellent job on this one. Best of luck in the contest!
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