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Happy Birthday A''hole (gold)

Here is a cheer for your birthday
May your days be filled with strife
May you burn your lips while making a wish
May you cut your finger off with the knife

Here’s another cheer for your birthday
May your gifts be empty and fake
May the icing melt and become poison
And may you choke on the first piece of cake

Happy Birthday Asshole

















Author notes

2) for someone you really hate for his behaviour
Written November 12th, 2006

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  • bluboy1029
    January 15, 2007
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    entertaining

    lmao that was really cool. I can see why this one did so well =]


    • FifthDove
      January 15, 2007
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      Thank you very much for the comment and applaud, I appreciate it

  • sadpoet
    January 15, 2007

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    haha i can't help but laugh...not in a bad way but god do i wish i could have said that to a lot of people. this was awesome!


  • DementedGirl
    January 15, 2007
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    O M G. I totally loved this poem. I am so tired of reading poetry that is outlined and marred by over-happiness, where everything appears to be sugar coated. This was gold... pure gold! It's so demented and morbid.. It's my favorite =) reminds me of something from Poe.


  • Trystane
    December 13, 2006
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    Eep!!

    That would make for a bad bad birthday...


  • Huntress silver member
    November 30, 2006

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    Cool

    I must have missed this one, very cute poem, i know a few people this would fit


  • catz Moderators member
    November 30, 2006
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    Congratulations !!

    Congratulations on a well deserved Gold trophy
    I couldn't resist reading this again because it's so funny and still dark.


    Dee

  • catz Moderators member
    November 28, 2006

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    This is funny, Cotton The last line in each stanza are my favorites. They really make the poem A great job with this. Good luck in the contest

    Dee


  • Sarah957
    November 26, 2006

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    funny

    Oh my hell that had me laughing out loud! Hahahahaha I loved it. This is a great general dark b day wish. You think Halmark would be interested?



  • Warrior7
    November 17, 2006
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    Brilliant

    I absolutely love this, gave me a giggle even though it is a dark write.


  • Wolf Mistress silver member
    November 14, 2006
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    I liked it a lot
    The last line made me laugh real loud

    And may you choke on your own piece of cake

    Your ryhming is perfect as well as your wishes..hahaha
    Thnxs for entering

    XXJeannette

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