Jingle jangle, hear the bells
Announcing Santa's sleigh
Little Suzie listened close
"Yeah, Santa's on the way"
No clickety clack upon the roof
As she wondered where he'd gone
She quickly ran to the window
To see the commotion going on
Now Suzie knew the Schmitt family
They lived down a block or two
But what she saw before her eyes
Was a Santa she never knew
There sat the jolly old elf
Upon the ground, covered in snow
She could see he was mad
As he yelled out to the reindeer as so
"Damnit Blitzen, you are blitzed
And your friends, each a drunken louse!
How many times do I have to say
That I said the Schmitt house?"
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Written November 11th, 2006
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Brilliant
Oh my darling sister...
You really know how to get us laughing...
Oh this was just the best...I just love your writing and can't wait till the next piece...
Keep them coming and I will keep reading
Love you
Tes
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What a cute poem you wrote! This puts some humor in Christmas lol.Santa needs to wear his seat belt with these reindeer ! GBY
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LOL, thanks for the comments. I am getting a kick out of everyone else's laughs.
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LMFAO
OMG! LMAO! That is just freakin' funny I about wet myself!
Oh gosh! What a wonderful way to start off the holidays! Hah! "The Schmitt House"!
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Thanks for the comments sweetie. Glad you could smile a little, I know you need it.
Hugs
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OMG!! I loved this sweetheart! I so badly needed the laugh! Thank you so very much for sharing this with me.
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Thanks Adrian, appreciate the comments.
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This is hilarious
Very funny
Great rhyme and feeling through it
Well done
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Thanks sis, appreciate it. And I know, it's like right here. Ahhhh!!!
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LOL, thank you for the comment.
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Thank you for your most appreciated comment.
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funny
This was very funny and well done lol. I loved it...amazing the holidays are right around the corner.
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standing ovatio ,if i can stop laughing long
roflmao that was great i loved it made me laugh alot that was a very good and enjoyable read more like please more more more this was a terrific job bravo and very well done -
LMAO what a great post to wake up and read early on a sunday morning. You have set my day up i know i will be thinking of this all day
The imagery your words have painted perfectly support the artwork Thank you for this post the pleasure of the read has been all mine....santa will never be the same or the outhouse dunny..... good luck in the contest on one brilliant write.
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Thanks for the comment, much appreciated.
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Excellent!
totally funny. Very nice job. I like the graphics, too.
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Go for it Jay. You know I don't care if you print my piece. But you better tell me how they react, lol. Love ya hun.
Storm -
I too love the season, and all the prep for it. Thanks for the comment. Much appreciated.
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OMG, this is funny. I have got to share this one at work. Can I printit out to post at the office? Love it girl.
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Oh, how cute. I love Christmas. Or rather, I love the Christmas season. The actualy day is a kind of terrible let down. But I love decorating and putting up the Christmas tree and wrapping present and watching Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer. This poem should be a Christmas tradition, too. Very funny.
May butterflies keep you.
^AnA^
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LOL, should make Christmas Eve a little more interesting. Thanks for the comments.
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This is hilarious and such a cute picture to go with it! Loved it, I'm sure I will remember this poem and will still be giggling about it on Christmas Eve!
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LOL, I don't know about published, but thanks for the vote of confidence. Appreciate the comment.
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Thank you for the much appreciated comment.
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ok this is hilarious! I loved it! Very clever!!! Should be published!!!
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i love it....a perfect way to start the holidays. thanks for sharing
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LOL, thank you for reading and commenting.
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Great poem! Made me laugh and even read it to the kids.LOL!!
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Thanks for the comments, much appreciated.
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Thank you for reading and commenting, appreciate it.
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Thanks for the much appreciated comment.
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excellent
this is very funny, you story goes extremely well with the graphic. Very entertaining read. Thanks ever so much for the laughs. -
Thank you for commenting
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Thanks for the comment, glad you enjoyed.
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I hear ya, tons of pain here too, so this helped me. Glad it brought a smile. Thanks for commenting.
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Seeing as all poems do not nned to be written in meter or form or iambic anything, and nursery rhymes work too. Thanks for the comment anyways.
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Thank you Sandy. My dad has a sweatshirt with this on it, so I went searching for the pic. Have always got a good grin out of it.
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Thank you.
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LOL, thanks for commenting.
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This is so funny I just loved the picture and your poem I am still laughing. Such a creative and funny write. The flow was perfect.
I enjoyed this so muc
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This is such a fun and light-hearted poem. I'm so glad I clicked on it. It made my day so much brighter. Thank you for posting this, Cathy
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very enjoyable
a very enjoyable write really made me laught thanks -
funny
funny very funny! still laughing I will be sharing this page with all my friends! everyone needs a smile brought to their face daily and this will do the job! -
I love this!!!!!! The picture works perfectly! Left me smiling and laughing! and that made me feel a bit better since i am in sooooooo much pain today! Thanks for sharing! This should be in a contest for sure!
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This is more like a song than a poem, cheesy dialoge, iambic pent and tetrameter. Like a nursery rhyme.
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Oh Storm, I loved this! Much needed the smiles today and this one surely makes one smile!
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Very funny!
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