Croquet on the lawn?
Why, thank you, darling!
*normal voice*
Who loves croquet?
It's so cliche
and fun to play
play it every day!
Croquet-dokey!
Hit the balls
with the wooden mallets
they're fun to use
as hammers on the posts
and you can sometimes hit your neighbor
if he boots you far from your next wicket
*bong bong*
*seeing stars*how about if the ground's all rough
and yur ball splits in two
because you were so far from your wicket
you decided to play golf
*swing* *whoosh* *clonk*
on your neighbor's head,
and he has a new hat!
you can also use the wickets
as hurdles for your track and field races
or you can jam your neighbor's head on the ground
and pin his neck down with them
Who wants to play croquet with me?
I'm sure it will be fun!
I'll hit you, bonk you, pin you down...
Croquet-dokey!
Adding your comment:
*pounds SITW into the ground like a post*
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