Another DK poem, great! This one’s really fine.
(Open another window – Webster’s.com on-line)
Thick and juicy writing and such a thorough job!
(I stop to take three Advil before my temples throb.)
I know I’ve seen that word once – in science class I think.
What does it mean in this context? (I need a good stiff drink!)
Such great imagination! My poor, poor mind is vexed.
(I think she’s posted nine today! I’ll have no time for sex!)
Look at that clever rhyme scheme! A-C-B-B-C-A.
It’s seven pages long, too! (Did this girl sleep today?)
The pictures are astounding, artistic through and through!
(if you view systematically, you can find Waldo, too!)
The writing covers everything, dark, light, wet, dry, hard, soft
Look, this one’s got the kitchen sink! (She’s really showing off!)
Two more?! Now, that’s prolific!!! How many will there be?
(Has she got dedication, or is she OCD?)
Sheer volume of the comments made! My fingers have sore joints.
She’s posted three Haiku’s now? (There goes twenty-one more points!)
Odes, sonnets, limericks, haiku’s, this girl can do it all!
(I’ll bet she leaves three stanzas in every toilet stall!)
I really shouldn’t end this, there’s so much more to say.
But, I am overdue to read the things she wrote today!
Author notes
I am forever needling her about the horrible thing she does to the rest of us by setting the bar so high. So, I thought I would get even by roasting her in public. I can't wait to see the response to this!
Written October 30th, 2006
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This is a gift, sweetly packaged, admirable and funny.
Of course, selfishly, I lean more toward the funny.
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I liked the context of this. A little friendly humor never hurt anyone. Especially amongst friends. In fact, I think it does us all good every once in awhile and it is great you are able to do this in a very wonderful poem to boot. Although now I will have to check every bathroom stall I use to see if there are three stanzas there. lol!
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Member of the week? More people think of me as a "member" than do her! I was robbed!
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Affection? NO, Mother, it is love.
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Yes, Squirrelly, I love it too. But, it is a love/hate relationship.
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Well, Desire, There's plenty left for you!!!
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This was cute lol..yeah I can see why she was spotlighted as member of the week 
lol very good write..thanks for sharing.
Kari -
the best roasts are done with affection, as this one obviously was. great write!
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Nice! I love reading dk's stuff and the volume s one of the best things about it! There is always something new to choose from!
Jessa -
Magnificent!!
Roasts are good because there are always leftovers...
Just like at Thanksgiving
So Thanks for Giving us a belly ache~~
for such a Magnificent verse
I inhale her works with my dictionary beside me...
People have already begun to talk~
Does not help when You sleep with the pages open...
Keep that ink flowing~ and You might want to hire
someone to do Your others necessities if You really
want to catch up on reads
I already did
(my son disowned me already )
Many blessings to You
Best wishes too
and much love~ Desire~*~
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She says she likes it, but I think she is just hustling me because I am so cute.
I dunno.
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This is so humorous, I hope it is meant and taken in good fun because it is delightful. A much needed bright spot in the day, as is (are) reading the source of which you speak! A nice roast.
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clap clappies!
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Yes, Diana, I am. What that is exactly worth is unknown to anyone in this parsec. I'm pretty sure it is worth about as much as a box top from Cheerio's, but in aboriginal cultures maybe more.
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Oh my poor poor Pervy;
So taxed and yet so Nervy!
I truly truly love my ode!
I will say more,
but today I've got to go!!!
Thanks so much for the awesome words!
You're the best Pervy in the whole wide world!
xxoo
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Oh Al!
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A good thing to do is to cower. I read that fearful people are cowering lots. I'm not sure what it is because I've never actually cowered myself, but it sounds like fun for someone with no self esteem.
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Yes, Sandy. She is a wonderful poet and playful friend. Check her out.
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Fear is not something I specialize in -- any modus operandii?
Waiting in anticipation.
Always Myra
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Im sure she is flattered that you took the time to mock her in public LOL....
this is a great write
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LOVELY POEM !!!!!!!
This was funny. I don't really know her, but she sounds like a delightful friend and a wonderful poet. I am sure she is honored by your poem written with such care and love. Take care, Sandy
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Yes, Myra! But don't tell me, tell the prolific one! Yes, I know she is... I don't write odes for just anybody, you know...
yours is coming! Be afraid, be very afraid...ha ha ha! -
As True as
Good that you face it, Allan -- sometimes a guy needs a break from reading! So keep on writing! 
She is an AMAZING poet.
Love
Always Myra
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(I’ll bet she leaves three stanzas in every toilet stall!)
lol i had to send the person your talking about packing because she arrived a little too late to get into my contest, now your making me wish i didnt! but really, it was ironic that i came across this poem, i was browsing through the newest poetry (which i never do) so i suppose its a sign.
anyways, you put a smile to my face, (i'm gona bookmark this)
B&P
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