If Don Juan's ways you simulate
Your gal you'll surely stimulate
In the pasture I manouver
To avoid fresh cow manure.
While eating an artichoke
And telling an anecdote
Suddenly I did choke
Heimlich method antidote
Your kisses I adore
Your snore I abhor
On the elevator you can depend
Sooner or later it will descend
Drank too fast a Coke
Causing me to choke
Soilng my new cloak
Almost I did croak
Too much booze
Brings on the blues
Too much gin
A silly grin
If in the wood a bear I meet,i retreat
Turn around the bear's still there,I repeat
If what you do,causes much ado
Stop the do,start out anew.
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Written May 3rd, 2003
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It is utterly ridiculous, but in a good way. It made me laugh. Keep up the good work!
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There are some really fun rhymes here. Thanks for the submission and the laugh!
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