These are my confessions.
Just when I thought I had put all this away.
A cow said I got her pregnant and she got twins on the way.
These are my confessions.
Oh man, I'm so small penis wise and I don't know what to do.
I guess I gotta tell you the story of me and a cow name Roberta.
If I'm gonna tell it, then I know I gotta tell it all.
I cried when I got that single phone call.
Oh my freaking god what'll the babies look like?
I'll stop hitting on you now like Tina got hit by Ike,
So I can tell you all of my CONFESSIONS.
I think this is the hardest thing I will ever have to do.
I don't really know how I can explain it to you.
Um, yeah....Remember that business I trip I took about 3 months ago?
I got together with a cow who was such a slutty hoe.
Now she's pregnant with 2 morphed babies and she's keeping them.
The first thing that came to my mind was my babies are half cow.
Second thing was how do I know if they're mine and is it true and... how?
Third thing was oh my god I'm going to be arrested for beastiality.
I ain't ready for no morphed cow kids and the end of your's and mine's sexual history.
Author notes
Um. I was bored today. And listening to "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al. So I got inspired to do a parody. And this is what came of my writing. I chose Usher because I don't really like his music. And this was the song stuck in my head at the time, "Confessions Part 2". Comments are appreciated. And so are applauses too.
Written October 29th, 2006
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Ya know...thats not bad. I liked it. good job.
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unique
Usher is pretty cool wnk You have done a very unique poem here
Thank you for sharing..oo the confessions all of us have 
Kari -
extremely weird and random, but quite funny. not exactly sure how this relates to usher, but i'm sure he'd be sufficiently creeped out upon reading this. and imagining him reading this is almost funnier than the actual poem itself. the last four lines did me in though, i was laughing. :-D i'd like to see more like this.
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wow. crazyness!
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I must be honest and admit that I do not know "Usher" and therefore can not really understand this parody on one of his songs. I am sure though that anyone who does know of him will understand and will be able to leave a comment (simply by understanding) I do apologise,
reenie
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