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Short Poem, Cow Humor.



Big damn deal if I have hair on my nose
And so what that I have a big udder
You’re the ones that keep drinking my milk
While eating your bread and my butter

I have a rump that could melt any steer
And I do have the most beautiful eyes
All the barnyard swoons when I bat them
As my tail is swishing at flies

Okay, so now here is the deal
I’m putting my hoof down on all the abuse
Quit insulting us barnyard cows
Or instead of milk you’ll be drinking juice





moo




mooo

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Written October 28th, 2006

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  • Lady-Pegasus
    April 5, 2007

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    hehe a moooving piece of work, dear poet, hehe A nice little ditty that brought a well needed chuckle. I would suggest a brief spelling review, but that is just technical stuff and no detraction from this cute piece. Best of luck in this and all of your endeavors. Hetohke'e *

    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HOODWINKED ; Courtesy of the Poetic Bandits


    • FifthDove
      April 6, 2007
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      Thank you very much, I appreciate all the help I can get

    • FifthDove
      April 6, 2007
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      Thank so very much, I really appreciate your comment
      Could you please point out the spelling errors, I am not seeing it
      Dove


  • Cynthia
    December 7, 2006

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    Excellent

    I sooooooo love your sense of humour Dove.
    LMAO
    I got quite the giggle out of this write.
    Congrats on your muchly deserved award.
    Keep up with the great work.
    Keep on pennning.
    *S* Cynthia


  • Viva La Vie Boheme
    November 3, 2006
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    I LOVE cows! Seriously, obsessive about it. Infact, I have this pic but I love this poem too! Bookmarking it for sure, I loved it!


  • Maddogk
    October 30, 2006
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    Dove,
    That is one cute cow ya got there Dove...LOL,
    Reminds me of a cow named Rino, she was chattin to another cow, (Tif)
    Rino says; 'Tif whatcha recon bout this mad cows disease thing'
    Tif says; 'Doesn't bother us chickens'
    Anyway....LOL.
    Great write, Enjoyed heaps..
    Jeffro


  • ma belle
    October 29, 2006
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    Oh my, this is a hoot!! lol I truly enjoyed this with its image. All my best, dear Shalott sister. Luv ya, ♥ Belle


  • capricornpoet
    October 29, 2006
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    she knows her moooos

    That was a sweet cow with attitude ..loved this made me smile..
    these contests are fun and you were up to the challenge..
    funny girl ..me likes that .


  • Sarah957
    October 29, 2006
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    HEHE cute! Pass the milk, moook u


  • FifthDove
    October 28, 2006
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    Thank you poetman I am glad you like milk and butter


  • individuality gold member
    October 28, 2006
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    yay for milk and butter i say lol nice cow nice cow, here's fifty grand, dont stop the milk flowing please or i will cry


  • Amun-Ra
    October 28, 2006
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    Yea this was a perfect poem. Are you a cow because thats prob wha they would really say and think.


  • FifthDove
    October 28, 2006
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    Thank you very much tawk for the comment and applaus


  • tawk gold member
    October 28, 2006
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    I just loved this it was so funny!!! Good luck in the contest!


  • FifthDove
    October 28, 2006
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    Thank you very much Bunny


  • FifthDove
    October 28, 2006
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    Thanks Andy, this was fun to write, lol


  • FifthDove
    October 28, 2006
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    Thank you very much mmiss for you comment.
    I like quick contests that are just for fun


  • Cupcrazy gold member
    October 28, 2006
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    Priceless Dove, I loved it, lol Bunny

  • Warrior7
    October 28, 2006
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    LOL very good Dove, you have an awesome sense of humor
    Goodluck


  • queen Moderators member
    October 28, 2006
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    That wraps it up very nicely Thank you for entertaining me


  • SilverButterfly gold member
    October 28, 2006
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    This is so cute. And very good considering the time you had to come up with it lol. good luck! GBY


  • queen Moderators member
    October 28, 2006
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    Your poem is priceless Thank you for entering and good luck in the contest

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