Ralph was a frilly confessor
revealing his feminine ways
Loving the feel of silk panties
and knowing it wasn't a phase
Red was his favourite colour
for polish, acessories and gloss
Marinating in his favourite perfume
didn't go over well with his boss
For Ralph was a strapping strong Lumber-jack
held his axe with his pinkie raised high
His pumps didn't wear well in the forest
and the blisters very nearly made him cry
It was a pain when his five o`clock shadow
would make an appearance at two
Not to mention a large Adam's apple
that looked like he swallowed a shoe
Ear hair that had to be tucked in
a big bulge that was painful to hide
Stretched and taped flat to his belly
"I just peed in my face", he'd confide
Yes, dear Ralph was a frilly cross dresser
cooing "Timbbbeerrr", like some delicate dude
He'd clobber anyone with his handbag
Who had the nerve not to call him Gertrude
~
Silver trophy winner
Adding your comment:
An absolute gem as always 
I love the last line of your other poem it is perfect.
Glad you enjoyed this bit of silliness and you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak past me 
, I loved this one and the picture was a hoot. Keep up the great work and best of luck to you in the contest.
