i fell in love with the mayor
but he wanted me to go everywhere bare
i fell in love with two vicars
but they would insist on wearing my knickers
i fell in love with the pope
but all he did was grope
i fell in love with the queen
but she was very obscene
i fell in love with posh spice
but she was full of vice
i fell in love with madonna
but she liked ten men on her
i fell in love with the bishop of york
but he only wanted me to feel his pork
i fell in love with myself
and bought a vibrator off the shelf
Author notes
Written October 15th, 2006
A contest entry
- Tempus Fugit by Long Road Home.
2007 points, ended May 29, 2007, 53 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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i am really offended by your choice of topic. you should be very ashamed of yourself.
how DARE you insult the name of Ms. Posh Spice!
she will crush you!
besides that, i liked it.
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Honestly, somedays, all we need is a spare hand coupled with some spare time and all of a sudden the day just blooms!
David -
lololololololol
how do you come up with these things, oh my!
best of luck in the contestical,
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
hehehe some good little lines in this, made me laugh. it is hard to pick my favourite one from the couplets done.
spill ink and twist me into the crazy shape of love...
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