I felt very highbrow
Until I lost my left eyebrow
I gave a sigh
And out popped an eye
I thought it rather queer
When I felt my ear disappear
I went in a shop
And my arm went plop
I stifled a sneeze
And waved goodbye to my knees
I scratched my arse
And my hair went very sparse
I croaked a cough
And my leg dropped off
I worked out a sum
And off plummetted my bum
I felt very silly
When I lost my willy
I thought it a hoot
When my foot came off with my boot
I did a little boff
And my head fell off
I laughed three ha ha ha's
Now they keep me in four jars
Author notes
Written October 14th, 2006
A contest entry
- Tempus Fugit by Long Road Home.
2007 points, ended May 29, 2007, 53 entries
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i like the little hearts as well i would do you a long line of them *heart*
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you've been through so much lady of the penguin lakes... that I can see those damned specimen jars!!! but hey...
i hope they preserved the socks, old tea bag and sherry glass too??
wouldn't be any good otherwise..
Hope you're feeling well Gwyn... take care plinkingponkyone
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lovethislololololsighlololsighlol!
lol and within Jars or not, I so admire and miss you and as to this piece, you've given me the gift of a smile which I've so needed and it is so good to read your uniqely fine imaginative work once agin dear you...
Oh, that laughing head in a jar, love it!
Bestititybestbestluckityluckin the Contest, dear plink,
Thank You for this, lolololololololol...erm, etc.
LOVELOVELOVEANDSMOOOOCHYSMOOOOCHES,
oh, who else but me
heart, heart heart <--- I have to go look to see how you make them as I've forgotten, sigh~~~~~
LamichelinadothmisseththeMsGwnyiiepinkityponkOne!
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