Hey Daddy! Could ya get us a phone?
A great big fancy one, with a great ringtone?
Or a wee cheap wan, thats only fifty quid?
Daddy, Please get us a phone!
An what will ye use it fur? Ye willnae get a call,
an' what if it breaks after ye fall?
now stop askin, don't talk aboot it again!
Noo stop, yer such a wee pain!
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Written October 5th, 2006
