Here Lies...1

--------I got bored one day in school; and made these headstones up about my friends. I tried to take what they liked to do, and tell how they died doing it in under four lines. ANYways, I just thought I should give you an explanation before you proceeded. Enjoy!! -Holly Samples--------

Here lies the poisoned body of Holly Samples,
Who drank Children's Motrin in great amples.
She died a few minutes after being claimed stable.
She now knows to, next time, read the damn label.

Here lies the tired body of Thomas J. Wright,
Who peacefully died in his sleep one night.
Because he always worked, and never took a rest;
He literally relaxed himself to death.

Here lies the soaking body of Maribeth.
May her soul forever rest.
When she saw the child drown, she jumped in.
Then, suddenly remembered, she couldn't swim.
(side note: Maribeth is a life guard!)

Here lies the pierced body of our friend, Zack,
Who died from a knife in his back.
He was in his room, which was cluttered with guns and shit.
The knife pierced him when he fell on top of it.

Here lies the broken body of Meghan Humphries,
Who loved popcorn that was very fuzzy.
After being told she couldn't join the Marines,
She tried to fly like they do on Dragon Ball Z.

Here lies the bruised body of our friend, Sam,
Who forgot to put up his goalie hands.
The reason Sam is in a better place,
Is because a soccer ball crashed into his face.

Here lies the shattered body of Senior Chief Joe,
Who didn't know which way to go.
Even though he thought he knew best,
He singled right, then turned left.