"I believe that last time we were discussing why you feel that you love women but don't trust them."
"Is that right? I don't believe that I said that. You took notes?"
"Yes. I have them right here. You said, 'Loving women is one thing, but trusting them is another.'"
"I still stand by that, but you are taking it out of context. Loving anybody and trusting them are two different things. Why are you looking for melodrama where none exists?"
"Do you trust women?"
"Of course, I trust the trustworthy ones."
"Name some of them."
"Aunt Jemimah, Betty Crocker, Mrs. Butterworth."
"I thought as much."
"Now, just because you caught me off guard is no reason to pass judgment! I am sure I trust plenty of women...."
"OK. Name the men you trust."
"My dad, Steve, Alan, me, Normand, what's your point?"
"You didn't hesitate when you mentioned the men you trusted. You couldn't think of any when asked about women."
"It's just that I haven't been lucky enough to meet the right ones. I am sure they are out there and it will happen."
"How old are you?"
"I don't really pay you enough, do I?"
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Another 10 minute clunker from a title supplied by Lexie77.
Written October 4th, 2006
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awesome
my doctor told me to keep a diary of my daily feeling and thoughts... i said.. WHAT.. a DIARY ????
he said: ok, a journal..
he's cooool
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Wow, what can I say to this one, but...wow.
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Thanks ImmortalUndead, you human redundancy, thanks for the comment.
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Great, lol
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Yes, Priestess, I know you are trustworthy. Probably most of the women I know are. That's kinda like the point. But, this is not representative of me. I would never have such an obvious flaw... just ask my therapist.
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I see, I see, well i'm trustworthy, if I have something to say i'm positive I would say it to your face. Maybe i'm just taking it into the wrong context. Either way, write on. Merry Part and Blessed Be.
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A female therapist? They have those, Klassy? Who knew!
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Oh, those tales of objectivity! Yep, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach! But trust? Maybe, until the flapjacks are gone... In my experience, the ony way I could have gotten those pancakes right is if I had his mother
cook them, and then he would have to know........I'm wondering if the therapist is female.
~ Klassy
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Now, Lexie, I am stretching to understand what this means... I thought I was the wrong sex?
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Well, Lane, set the egg timer and I'll show you.
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Capable, oh yes. Funny, most definatly... As for 5 minuites, im pretty sure that a headach would be the last thing on our minds
ha ha
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lol...keep this up and i'm going to
get a headache from way too much mirth.
I like this, too. I think you are a
very capable and funny man, which is
what got me to notice you in the first
place I love your "ten minute clunkers"...
I can only imagine what you would do with
five minutes.
Love,
Lane -
It takes one to know one, Lexie!
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Usual perfection
Al your a genius darlingxx
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