I want to write a rhyming poem
but it doesn't seem to work
Maybe my talent is in the dome
my dog is a jerk
I can't stay with the subject
if I want my poem to rhyme
subject rhymes on object
and rhyme does on slime
Maybe I'm not good at this
I think I need to stop
the only thing I do is smell like piss
can somebody please give me a mob?
Hey I think it's starting to get better
it's raining
now I'm getting wetter
but I don't like complaining
This poem worked out so well
maybe I'm good after all
I'm happy as hell
I climb up against the wall
Author notes
dead as a doornail
The most crappiest thing I've ever wrote!!
Written October 4th, 2006
A contest entry
- The Worst Poem Ever by brokenpoet.
300 points, ended October 10, 2006, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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It might be crappy, but it definately is one of the funiest poems I've ever read!
And I mean that as a good thing, off course 
Tatjana
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PS: Allpoetry has changed a LOT since my last visit.. :s
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Wow, it is rather funny and charming.
Thanks for entering!
Melissa -
lol, cute and rather funny. I looked at this contest and just couldn't get it. I mean I understand, but trying to write something crappy I could not get. I can do enough without trying. lol
Best to you in the contest!
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